Funny sayings
~One day my prince will come...he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?!
~A real friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway
~Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering a room, some by leaving it
~A best friend is like a 4 leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have
~I think the world would be a much better place if those kids would just give the silly rabbit his Trix!!
~Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!
~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
~This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way
~They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles
~It's not "When Wild Animals Attack", it's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit"
~To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
~It's better to keep ur mouth shut and let people think ur stupid.. then to open it and prove them right!
~When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and
your best friend will be there
*When life hands u lemons,throw them back and say, "I WANT CHOCOLATE!
*Guys are like parking spots...All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
*If orlando bloom decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the female population would be dead
*Come to the dark side ... we have cookies!
*God made boys first... then he had a better idea!
*Good girls are bad girls that never get caught!
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?
*Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?!
~A real friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway
~Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering a room, some by leaving it
~A best friend is like a 4 leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have
~I think the world would be a much better place if those kids would just give the silly rabbit his Trix!!
~Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!
~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
~This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way
~They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles
~It's not "When Wild Animals Attack", it's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit"
~To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
~It's better to keep ur mouth shut and let people think ur stupid.. then to open it and prove them right!
~When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and
your best friend will be there
*When life hands u lemons,throw them back and say, "I WANT CHOCOLATE!
*Guys are like parking spots...All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
*If orlando bloom decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the female population would be dead
*Come to the dark side ... we have cookies!
*God made boys first... then he had a better idea!
*Good girls are bad girls that never get caught!
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?
*Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?