Inspired by Dickie!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Stop wearing pants again.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Wear more lacy black lingerie.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Pig Out.
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