I'd just like to say, that if at any time if you've seen me drunk or otherwise inebriated, it
wasn't my fault, someone obviously spiked my drink, and then planted drugs in my pocket.
It's all because I'm a massive star, and everyone has tall poppy syndrome.
Take some fucking responsibility, you useless little twat. No-one thinks enough of you to waste drugs either spiking your drink, or planting GHB on your unconscious body. Learn to take them responsibily.
You fucked up. Admit it, pretend you're sorry (a la Andrew Johns), and make some more money admiting you have a mental illness that has driven you to drugs.