Malfoy & Malfoy.

[bulstroding]

When you and husband return and are in full possession of all your body parts and mental facilities, please owl either Pansy or I.

Comments

[boywholives]

...Yes?

And what makes you think we wouldn't be in possession of all our body parts? It's not like I took him on safari in some tiger infested jungle or something.

[dracolicious]

Perhaps she intended to say that we were to respond when we were willing to have one another's respective body parts out of one another's immediate vicinity?

I'll show YOU safari--- ♥

[boywholives]

More like out of one another...period.

[dracolicious]

Speaking of. . . . ♥

[boywholives]

No. No speaking. Moaning excluded, of course.

[dracolicious]

Potter. We've got better things to do than fiddle with these stupid little machines, you realioi=0kmoknljp'[

[bulstroding]

More graphic of a description than necessary but exactly what I meant.

[dracolicious]

I suspect we may need to supply you with vulgar pornography in place of your usual holiday gifts this year, Bulstrode. It would accustom you to . . . well, something, at any rate.

[bulstroding]

I'll give you the list of what I've already got. Repeats are a waste of paper.

[dracolicious]

Oh, paper products are for the peons. Surely you would benefit from a decent Refugio bowl. Interactive is all the rage this season.

[bulstroding]

If you insist. Being a meeker lesser mortal I have no choice but to comply. You might throw something at me.