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bullsit

eLEVEN,

Oct 31, 2011 17:38

So, uh, hey Mayfield, it is Tavros, again, and I really didn't mean to say that this time, since I was sort of hoping maybe I have spoken enough at this point, to not have to, but it is kind of too late to take that back ( Read more... )

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is_an_island October 31 2011, 21:39:59 UTC

[dialing back]

bullsit October 31 2011, 21:43:39 UTC

[Picks up]

Uh, hey, this is Tavros, hi.

is_an_island October 31 2011, 21:45:25 UTC

Well, firstly, congratulations on your... boyfriend. I think.

Secondly, you can just stay inside for Halloween. I'll just be passing out apples, anyway. [delicious and nutritious]

bullsit October 31 2011, 21:51:27 UTC

It's, uh, not exactly that, but thanks, I guess?

And, um, I might, but what is the purpose, of the apples, and also the weening?

is_an_island October 31 2011, 21:53:35 UTC

It's just tradition. The real purpose of the holiday is to honour the departed souls... Right, and there'll be cute little ghosties lingering about if you're lucky. Make sure to check under the bed before you sleep, you might get lucky.

I get to meet him, though, don't I?

bullsit October 31 2011, 21:55:32 UTC

Oh, uh, souls okay, I think I got it.

You mean, the ghosts, that are now apparently living with me?

is_an_island October 31 2011, 21:56:24 UTC

No, your boyfriend.

There's no problem with that, is there?

bullsit October 31 2011, 22:01:25 UTC

It isn't, uh, a boyfriend, more like a friend, who is more than a friend, but not involving any makeouts, at all, and please do not stab him.

is_an_island October 31 2011, 22:03:48 UTC

If he's good for you, then I won't stab him.

I'm not a violent man, I just do what it takes, that's all. But I will meet him.

bullsit October 31 2011, 22:05:19 UTC

Shooting, is also something, that I would like to put on the table, as something I would greatly prefer not to happen.

is_an_island October 31 2011, 22:06:37 UTC

Don't go through my armoury!

Is he really such a bad person?

bullsit October 31 2011, 22:08:20 UTC

I was, uh, looking for a lance.

No, not at all, since he is like me, but better. He is so good, he is probably better than Other Tavros, who is pretty cool by himself.

is_an_island October 31 2011, 22:09:19 UTC

Lancing is still on the table.

If he's really so fine, then I won't shoot him. So you have nothing to fear.

bullsit October 31 2011, 22:10:59 UTC

No, it isn't, uh, on any table, at all.

What are your standards, for fine?

is_an_island October 31 2011, 22:11:47 UTC

I have very generous standards.

If he's less than perfect, anyway, he won't mind missing a finger or two.

bullsit October 31 2011, 22:14:53 UTC

I am, uh, starting to consider the possibility that Karkat is right, and you might maybe, be a little unstable, slightly?

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