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[bullsit]

[ wow everyone sure is depressed lately it is time for the newly-confident Toreador to HELP CHEER EVERYONE UP with the power of

HILAROUS JOKES!!!!

these atrocious things all come over the phone and are also all hilarious okay BEGIN LAUGHING NOW ]

[ A. ]  Hey, uh, do you know if your thermal hull is running?

[ B. ] Um, hi, I am calling here, today, to

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[foretastes]

[Terezi deepens her voice.]

Yeah, that's me! What do you want?

[bullsit]

Uh, wait, you mean your name, is actually, you know, that?

[foretastes]

Yeah! [loling]

[bullsit]

Oh.

I'm really sorry, for your unfortunate name, Mr. Bhrone Bulgee, and I won't, uh, call again, whoops.

[foretastes]

Is that all you called to tell me? How rude! I am hurt. You are a terrible person.

[bullsit]

Uh, possibly? I mean, I kind of want to hang-up now, because of the fact I do feel, rather like a terrible person, as well as, a pretty bad prank audio hooker, my bad.

[foretastes]

[BACK TO NORMAL VOICE...] A prank? Never would have guessed!

[bullsit]

Oh, heh, hey Terezi, that was pretty good, you are definitely better, at the Audio Hooker game, than me.

[foretastes]

Hehehe. Thanks! I've had a lot of time to practice my pestering skills, after all. [what do you do when you have no friends you troll everyone else and ruin your chances of having friends]

[bullsit]

They are definitely, pretty impressive skills, and I am feeling extremely pestered right now, so good job on that, bro, or I guess, you would be a sis, or something?

[foretastes]

I can be your sis, sure!

[bullsit]

Heh, awesome, if you were in the vicinity, now would be a good time, for a fistbump, but you are not, so we will have to pretend.

[foretastes]

So why are you audio-pranking people anyway?

[bullsit]

Uh, well I figured, everyone was not really having the greatest of times, and thought maybe, a few jokes might help?

[foretastes]

[omg Tavros why are you so cute]

Well, it made me smile! I think everyone needs a laugh.

[bullsit]

Uh, heh, I'm glad, about that, because maybe if everyone is busy, possibly laughing, they will be too busy, to turn into the undead, and murder each other.