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[bullsit]

Hi, again, Mayfield, this is me, and that is Tavros, and I think I start all of these phone calls, the same way, so maybe I should try something different, next time, except it is a little too late for that now. [ a muffled word that sounds vaguely like fuck which apparently he feels too guilty about saying to actually say it into the phone. loser

Comments

[hwamei]

First of all, he needs to say it in person! Girls really like that. She's a girl, right?

[bullsit]

. . . What about if, whenever he is actually near her person, he can't actually speak, all that well?

[hwamei]

Oh... then he has to gather up a loooot of courage! Like, um... You put your hands together, breathe in and out and give yourself a pep talk! Like, "Yeah! I can do this!" [ She does this after she tells him to. ] It's a lot of hard work, but that's why girls like that, you know?

[1/2]

[bullsit]

[putting hands together

breathing in

breathing out]

Uh, yeah! I can--

[bullsit]

--n't do this.

[hwamei]

Now, now, he'll never get anywhere with that attitude! What if the girl he likes gets droned? What if the girl he likes runs away with someone else? What if the girl he likes feels the same way? He'll never know until he tries!

[bullsit]

. . . What if she, is droned, or runs away with someone far cooler, tomorrow, oh gosh, I have to do this, um, today, except, that isn't really enough time, to prepare confidence.

[hwamei]

Haha, no need to rush! Does she already have someone she likes?

... Wait, so it's a love triangle!?

[bullsit]

Oh, no, I do not think so, because I have seen most of her life, already, on Trollian, and I don't remember there being anyone else, or anything like that.

At least, I hope not.

[hwamei]

Then you still have a chance! Even if it's a 0.01% chance, you've gotta go for that chance, get all the confidence you can and tell her how you feel!

You don't have to say it really loud. Maybe when you get really close to her, you can whisper it in her ear. Maybe she'll like that!