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[bullsit]

Hey, Mayfield, it's me again, and that me is Tavros, oh, wow, I am already messing this up.

Now that I think you are done with your human mating thing, and I am pretty certain the brain-consuming disease is gone, or at least I hope it is gone, and I am not currently suffering from it, but I don't think I am because I am not feeling flushed for

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[anastynastya]

I was wondering the same thing.

I have the feeling that it must not be something very nice, though, because I remember an announcement for a summer party a few months ago that said something like "be there or be square."

[bullsit]

Wait, so, to achieve a status of, um, not-square, you have to appear at a certain event? Do they, uh, hand out something that would get rid of the squareness?

[anastynastya]

They never passed out anything but they did lock us up in a car for several hours with a complete stranger. I'm still not sure if that cured me of "squareness" or not.

[bullsit]

I wonder if, um, attempting that now, would work again, and perhaps cure me of any left-over rectangular inclinations? Though, I guess the problem here, would be finding both a car, and a complete stranger.

[anastynastya]

I suppose I count as a complete stranger but I would really rather not repeat the experience. Anyways, don't worry about anything Mayfield says! The locals are kind of strange and more than a little creepy.

[bullsit]

Oh, no, that is okay, since you are already cured of the Squareness, I guess you would not have to do it again, anyway. Maybe, just, uh, a few minutes alone would get rid of a little of it though? Just so I am slightly less, um, four-sided, maybe.

And, alright, I will try not to worry about what the Mayfield humans say, even if it is kind of scary.

[anastynastya]

I'm not even certain if I've been cured yet or not. [ laughs ] But who knows, maybe I can cure you too. It's worth a try.

Sometimes they lie to scare us into doing what they want, too, so it's best not to trust them.

wait no i lied still 1/1

[bullsit]

Heh, okay, thanks! I mean, you do not seem square to me, so you are probably completely cured.

Also, I know that everyone keeps saying that, but it is just, this place has been really nice, so far.