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[bullsit]

Hey, Mayfield, it's me again, and that me is Tavros, oh, wow, I am already messing this up.

Now that I think you are done with your human mating thing, and I am pretty certain the brain-consuming disease is gone, or at least I hope it is gone, and I am not currently suffering from it, but I don't think I am because I am not feeling flushed for

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[fuckyeahsealand]

It means you're not cool. [Can you hear the "DUH" in the tone?]

[bullsit]

Oh. I guess, that would explain the taunting, that accompanies it. And also, possibly, the constant stealing of the money I am given to bring for human lunch.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well yeah. Everyone knows that.

[bullsit]

Oh.

Well, uh, I guess that I am an everyone now too, on account of having just learned?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well maybe half now.

Wait, are you like an alien or a robot or something? I met a robot.

[bullsit]

Heh, well, I am entirely the first one, and, uh, before I am came here, I was also partially the second one too!

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well I don't know why they'd call you that, then, since aliens and robots are cool. Or are you a square alien?

[bullsit]

I don't think so, at least, I am pretty certain, that no, I am not a square alien, though I am a Troll alien, at least to you, since I am not really an alien to me.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Like the ones on the internet or the ones that live under bridges?

[bullsit]

Well, uh, seeing as I live, in a hive, and not anywhere near a bridge, at all, then I think it probably has to be the, um, first one.

[fuckyeahsealand]

In a hive? Like a bee?

[bullsit]

In a hive, like a troll.

Uuh, you don't live in human hives like these ones?

[fuckyeahsealand]

People live in houses. Like the one we're all in?

[bullsit]

Yeah, that! Oh, wow, I think we just made a cultural connection. I feel more, um, schoolfed about the human language already, this is great.

[fuckyeahsealand]

This is like cultural exchange but with aliens! That makes it way cooler.

[bullsit]

Yes, it is definitely cooler, um, do you talk to aliens a lot, or robots, or I guess people like that?