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[bullsit]

Hey, Mayfield, it's me again, and that me is Tavros, oh, wow, I am already messing this up.

Now that I think you are done with your human mating thing, and I am pretty certain the brain-consuming disease is gone, or at least I hope it is gone, and I am not currently suffering from it, but I don't think I am because I am not feeling flushed for

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[wolf_faerie]

I don't know what that means, but they called me that too.

[bullsit]

Oh, they called you that, as well? I guess I did not think that it was a positive thing, but you seem really nice, and all, so maybe it is.

[wolf_faerie]

I don't think it's supposed to be nice. They don't say it like it is...

[bullsit]

Yeah, it is definitely said in a manner that is, derogatory, and kind of hurts Rufio's feelings, a bit, even though it shouldn't.

[wolf_faerie]

Who's Rufio?

[bullsit]

Rufio is the, um, name I have given my self-confidence, in an attempt to improve it. Though, uh, don't think that I am talking to myself, or anything, I know he is completely a figment of my imagination, and all, like fairies, and single-horned hoofbeasts, and things such as that.

[wolf_faerie]

Oh. Does it work?

Fairies are real in other places, you know. I would know.

[bullsit]

Uuuuh, to be completely honest, probably not really.

Oh, woah, I would really like to believe you here, but I was definitely ordered to not be, um, as gullible, as before.

[wolf_faerie]

Heeheehee.

Well, what if I told you that I was a fairy?

[bullsit]

[don't be a gullible douche don't be a gullible douche don't be a gullible douche don't be a gullible douche oh god can't contain it]

Uuuuuuuh, are you really? Like, really really, without any lying at all?

[wolf_faerie]

[>BE THE GULLIBLE DOUCHE, TAVROS]

Yes! I don't lie.

[bullsit]

[>You are now the Gullible Douche.

In fact, you were always the Gullible Douche, since there is no way you could possibly be anything other than a Gullible Douche 100% of the time.]

Oh my, uh, god. And I've seen you and everything, before, so it has to be true, right?!

[wolf_faerie]

[>Aisling: Love every single minute of this and milk it for all it's worth.]

Of course it's true!

[bullsit]

Oh, man, I am definitely a big square, since I saw you and everything, and I didn't even notice, oh gosh, I'm really sorry. I will make sure, to really notice hard, next time.

[wolf_faerie]

It's alright! That's probably because there aren't any fairies where you're from, right?

[bullsit]

No, they are fake, and not at all real, and only in stories for girls, but they are completely real here, since you said you aren't lying! Did, uh, Mayfield take away your wings or something?