New Invention

[bullshit_]

What's up you flaming drag queens...I've just invented a new way to die.. It's called Dave's Death Mix Extravaganza(taken from Tucker's Death Mix)...Here it is ladies and gentlemen...

Everclear+Absinthe+red bull=Dave's Death Mix Extravaganza=Death

Comments

[buymeaviper]

Ok not only are you going to die, but you're an alcoholic. No, it's not a bad thing really, it's just that you're not gonna live much longer.

[bullshit_]

Um does that mean you are going to sleep with me or what?

[buymeaviper]

Well, if you only have like 3 minutes left to live and it's your dying wish I might think about it

[taliaville]

now you sound like jay from Dogma...

[bullshit_]

Damn I loved Garden State..I LOVE NATALIE PORTMAN...