I love it!!!

[bullrushes]

John Donahue is a Fire Eating Cowboy Monkey
Battle rating: 7.7
John is a Purple People Eating Psycho Monkey
Battle rating: 8.6
Taylor Donahue is a Purple People Eating Butler Monkey
Battle rating: 5.9
Taylor is a Porridge Eating Disco Monkey
Battle rating: 7.6
John Taylor is a Fire Eating Probiscis Monkey
Battle rating: 6.1
John Taylor Donahue is a Cake Eating Swamp Monkey
Battle rating: 1.9

hmmm... maybe I'm doing this wrong...
Let's try this...

Frog Sanchez is a Potato Eating Fez Monkey
Battle rating: 4.9

shit. I guess I'll never be a match for Lucas Ahlsen's 9.1 Haggis Eating Rage Monkey
oh well...
Give it a try.