Silence is Golden
I really REALLY want my roommate to shut the fuck up. I can't take it. Ok, so for the most part she's ok. I mean, she's quiet, she doesn't try and tell me what to do, and she sleeps most of the time so she doesn't try to hang out with me and stuff. But I have had a fucking nuff of her talking. She calls her mom wall I'm in the room, and than proceeds to talk about how shitty her life is and her fucked up family. He sister apparently takes ectacy. And she thinks her mom should start smoking pot because she has cancer. Oh, and god is actually satan because he gave her mom and uncle cancer. I can't really explain the rest. But it's just as annoying. She is really sweet I swear, but you'd have to be around her to understand my frustration. Thank bejesus that she goes home on the weekends.
Also, No Zach, I don't care that you have something to tell me that will make things awkward between us and no I don't care that it's more complicated than not just telling me. I know what your going to say. And no, I don't like you like that, YOU'RE THE RACIST ONE, pretty much a jerk, and leaving next semester. So no, I don't think you'll get anywhere even remotely CLOSE to getting in my pants. Stop fucking trying to touch me, and stop saying I don't like you cause you're black. You look fucking Mexican anyway, and are an ass hat.
PS: No alcohol lady, I don't care that your brother died on April 21st. Know why? It was his own god damn fault for drinking to the point of passing out and doing drugs. Oh wait, so were you! So, it's also your fault, and everyone else who is a part of that retarded "college is for drinking til your shit faced and watching your friends drown in their own vomit" mentality. So, stop telling me he use to like taco bell to get my to sympathize. Cause, I hate taco bell, and hate your assembly.
Yeah, other than that I really am liking college. But that has been bottling up inside me, and I needed to let it out.
Also, No Zach, I don't care that you have something to tell me that will make things awkward between us and no I don't care that it's more complicated than not just telling me. I know what your going to say. And no, I don't like you like that, YOU'RE THE RACIST ONE, pretty much a jerk, and leaving next semester. So no, I don't think you'll get anywhere even remotely CLOSE to getting in my pants. Stop fucking trying to touch me, and stop saying I don't like you cause you're black. You look fucking Mexican anyway, and are an ass hat.
PS: No alcohol lady, I don't care that your brother died on April 21st. Know why? It was his own god damn fault for drinking to the point of passing out and doing drugs. Oh wait, so were you! So, it's also your fault, and everyone else who is a part of that retarded "college is for drinking til your shit faced and watching your friends drown in their own vomit" mentality. So, stop telling me he use to like taco bell to get my to sympathize. Cause, I hate taco bell, and hate your assembly.
Yeah, other than that I really am liking college. But that has been bottling up inside me, and I needed to let it out.