First Shot

[bulletserenade]

[As the phone clicks on, a woman's voice is heard in the background.]

Get dressed, honey, or you'll be late for school!

Okay.

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but someone needs to tell me why I'm stuck in an ancient town with a creepy woman claiming to be my mother. And why I'm wearing these weird pajamas. And who the hell dressed me

Comments

[bogusmagicker]

. . . You are in the town of Mayfield. You have been kidnapped. You will not be able to return.

[bulletserenade]

[Silence for a minute as he processes this.]

...That's not funny, y'know.

[bogusmagicker]

[Yuki considers this.]

No. It is not.

[bulletserenade]

[Well he wasn't expecting that kind of a response.]

Good to know we agree, then.

[bogusmagicker]

Yes. That is good.