He does bring the lulz
Keith Richards is Amazing
Keith Richards has confessed that he threw a canary out the window, because it was bothering his hangover. The bird belonged to his bandmate, Ronnie Wood's son. He said he was trying to lay down and the bird was making so much noise that he threw it out the window. Keith apparently thought the bird was an alarm clock.
Ronnie's son, Jamie said, “My mum told me the story the other day. She said Keef thought the canary was an alarm clock. He cracks me up, the ashes story was hilarious.”
KEEF! When Ronnie told Keith the bird was real he responded with "How was I supposed to know?"
Seriously, they should make Keith travel across the world telling kids his tales. That shit will keep them off the drugs. Well, his face alone would do that.
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