A. Jones: Professional Slick Fuckin Bastard.
He's so goddamn slick that, seriously, listen to this, he's so slick, that he looks just like fuckin Elvis when he's warming up for roller hockey. And R. Jones...dont even get me started. He's got such charm, that he can sit and play a video game and eat steak and guess what happens?..drunk 40-somethin-year-old chicks hit on him in HIS OWN HOUSE. And K.Jones is just unbelievable. He rules at roller hockey and can whip up a dragon metal song in seconds. And when they're all together, they're so bad ass that they just use their first letter of their first names AS their first names.
( F- You, Jones Family. You all suck complete ass.)
(seriously though...they rule.)
( like fuck.)
( F- You, Jones Family. You all suck complete ass.)
(seriously though...they rule.)
( like fuck.)