Mmmm. Penis Pumpkin
So last night it was time to take a break from the hellish world of Origins and failing out of college and go carve a pumpkin! Good idea right?
It was a lot of fun! I felt like I was going to vomit at work all day today, but it was worth it! Check out the pics!
Before we left for the party, I helped Tim put on his costume:
why is that so strangly...hot?
Then it was on to Brit's where good kids like these were there:
Scott, Mike, and Kyle. Good kids, good horror movies, good booze and good food. What more can one ask for?
Maybe an Alex and a small pumpkin like this one:
Why is Alex such a silly Hungarian goon? Anyway, we just kept drinking and smoking and talking. To the point where naturally I got a little carried away:
that's right! I started yankin' beards! WOOOO!!!
So by the time we were about to carve the pumpkins (while baking their EXCELLENT seeds too) I was good and buzzed up. So when people started to carve really cool things into their pumpkins, me and Robyn knew that there was only one thing that we could do....
That's right. Carve a penis into ours. Look at out devious little looks of glee! Awww...
Upon our pumpkin's completion and ceremonial lighting, we allowed Brit to pose in a picture of us with it. After all, she is the third "bitch in back"
MAN! Why are the bitches in back so HOTT??? And why is there a dribble on my shirt? Oh sure, I could say it's because Alex spilled a drink on me, but we all know it's really because I drooled all over myself in the happiness of being surrounded by these two great women.
Right before home we still felt a little ancy, so we decided to make a quick donut stop and show Kyle the glory that is Twin Peaks.
Here are Robyn and Kyle staring tiredly and perhaps forlornly over the lit up beauty that is downtown san francisco. Awwww.
Well, after that I went home and crashed! It was cool. Good times. Work not so much. But whatevs.
For now I leave you with this:
Ponder it's greatness.
Goodnight.
It was a lot of fun! I felt like I was going to vomit at work all day today, but it was worth it! Check out the pics!
Before we left for the party, I helped Tim put on his costume:
why is that so strangly...hot?
Then it was on to Brit's where good kids like these were there:
Scott, Mike, and Kyle. Good kids, good horror movies, good booze and good food. What more can one ask for?
Maybe an Alex and a small pumpkin like this one:
Why is Alex such a silly Hungarian goon? Anyway, we just kept drinking and smoking and talking. To the point where naturally I got a little carried away:
that's right! I started yankin' beards! WOOOO!!!
So by the time we were about to carve the pumpkins (while baking their EXCELLENT seeds too) I was good and buzzed up. So when people started to carve really cool things into their pumpkins, me and Robyn knew that there was only one thing that we could do....
That's right. Carve a penis into ours. Look at out devious little looks of glee! Awww...
Upon our pumpkin's completion and ceremonial lighting, we allowed Brit to pose in a picture of us with it. After all, she is the third "bitch in back"
MAN! Why are the bitches in back so HOTT??? And why is there a dribble on my shirt? Oh sure, I could say it's because Alex spilled a drink on me, but we all know it's really because I drooled all over myself in the happiness of being surrounded by these two great women.
Right before home we still felt a little ancy, so we decided to make a quick donut stop and show Kyle the glory that is Twin Peaks.
Here are Robyn and Kyle staring tiredly and perhaps forlornly over the lit up beauty that is downtown san francisco. Awwww.
Well, after that I went home and crashed! It was cool. Good times. Work not so much. But whatevs.
For now I leave you with this:
Ponder it's greatness.
Goodnight.