so i have a great story. and I can't be at home to tell you guys about it. so i'm posting it here :P
Ok, so here it goes
Last saturday was grand valley's pride prom that i went to with my friend nathan and my gaysian ben. There was a girl there that i was sort of intereseted, but i found out that she is just way to much drama for me. so i decided to look around and see if there was anyone worth asking to dance. I see this short thin athletic red head stanging in the back in nice pants with a vest and hat...it was pretty much way hot. I go up to her and ask her to dance, it was a slow song. I introduce myslef and she tells me her name is amy. and her accent was pretty hot too. She was from manchester england.
After the dance we ended up being invited to the same after party. I of course flirt with her all evening and what not. because you know how i am. So the next thing i know she is on top of me trying to 'distract' me to get her necklace back. this would have been hot had she not been trying to rip my lip off.
so apparently this whole her on top of me thing happened more than once (i don't have the clearest memory of the evening O:))
at one point we went outside to join other people who were smoking. there were like 6 of us out there, the boys headed in as soon as they were done, leaving me amy and val (the girl that lived at the place we were at)
shortly after, val leave...leaving amy and myself alone. Next thing i know we are having a little bit of fun on the porch (we had been sitting while they were smoking) when the door opens on us. i get up and go inside and go upstairs. amy tried to follow me. from what i was told, every one could see that my neck was bright red, and not from hikies but from just teeth marks from bite wounds. and my lip was swelling. amy was then stopped from following me and one of our grand valley friends took us back to his place to sleep. we were supposed to sleep at val's place...but after all that kind of crazy, we opted out.
we leave and get to patricks place, we have a lenghty walk to his apartment door, which wouldnt have been bad it the ground wasnt covered in a nice layer of ice. My poor friends had to help me because it was so icy.
the next morning i woke up to find my lip was swollen up like a balloon and my neck was all bruised up. it seriously looked like i got raped or something.
note to self....next time...stay away from english lesbians when they drink...they try to eat your face.
lol
and if you want to see some pictures check them out on my facebook....
http://ferris.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2074109&l=9d612&id=40002540