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Yesterday I went to a work staff picnic, which was quite fun. We played cricket and touch footy, and there was an esky full of booze too. I suck at cricket so hard. I hadn't played since primary school and since I don't give a fuck for the sport on TV, I didn't know any of the rules. But I did get a guy out when I bowled.
Saturday I saw Pirates of the Caribbean. I thought it was OK. It was too long, some jokes were old and there was unnecessary seriousness in regard to Jack Sparrow. But otherwise, it was pretty groovy.
Anyway, here's a stolen meme!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (There's nothing good on.)✓ I own lots of books.× I wear glasses or contact lenses.✓ I love to play video games.✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once, and never again!)× I've watched porn movies. (Does gay hentai count? (It was only once! Out of curiosity!))× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.✓ I curse sometimes. (Actually, I curse all the fucking time.)× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.* * * * * × I have broken someone's bones.✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.× I hate the rain. (I LOVE THE RAIN)✓ I'm paranoid at times.× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nah. I need new teeth, that's all.)✓ I need/want money right now. (I'm like Nami.)✓ I love sushi. (Who doesn't?)✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when I'm drunk or excited)× I have fresh breath in the morning. (HAHAHA)× I have long hair.× I have lost money in Las Vegas.✓ I have at least one sibling. (My sister!)✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Pft, what's with this meme?)× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.✓ I like the way that I look. (I wish my boobs were bigger though.)✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Only something like "Oh, I don't want to go shopping, I'm busy" when I'm just lazy or something.)× I am usually pessimistic. (People accuse me of this, but I think I'm more a realist.)× I have a lot of mood swings.✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Provide legal brothels and help so that young women don't get raped, killed or catch deadly diseases. Whether hookers want to pay tax is another issue though.)× I slept with a roommate.× I have a hidden talent.× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.✓ I have a lot of friends. (Here, there and everywhere.)✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (So what?)✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew, daggy.)✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.✓ I have a mobile phone.× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.✓ I've rejected someone before. (That was embarassing)× I currently like/love someone.✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.✓ I want to have children in the future.× I have changed a diaper before.× I've called the cops on a friend before.× I'm not allergic to anything.✓ I have a lot to learn.× I am shy around the opposite sex.× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.× I have at least 5 away messages saved.✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I'm not a slut)× I own the "South Park" movie.✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Heehee)× I enjoy some country music.× I would die for my best friends. (Probably not 'die,' but I would go far.)✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Too bad we don't celebrate it)× I have dated a close friend's ex.✓ I am happy at this moment. (No uni at the mo, my mum's here, and I'm going to see Superman soon.)× I'm obsessed with guys.× Democrat.× Republican.× I don't even know what I am.× I am punk rockish.✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.× I study for tests most of the time. (*snort*)× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.× I can work on a car.✓ I love my job(s). (It beats the hell out of K-mart)✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.× I have more than just my ears pierced.× I walk barefoot wherever I can.× I have jumped off a bridge.× I love sea turtles. (They're OK...)× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS)× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Used to be)× I hate office jobs.× I went to college out of state.× I am adopted.× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. (Is that possible??)× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.× I fall for the worst people.✓ I adore bright colours.× I usually like covers better than originals. × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.✓ I can pick up things with my toes.× I can't whistle.× I have ridden/owned a horse.× I still have every journal I've ever written in.× I talk in my sleep.× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (As if, I wouldn't want to live with no TV and have Syphilus)× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.× I wear a toe ring.× I have a tattoo. (Someday, someday)× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.× I am a caffeine junkie.× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (...occasionally)× I'm an artist.× I am ambidextrous.× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.✓ I have terrible teeth. (I need new ones! *sniff*)× I hate my toes.✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.× I have lived in either three different states or countries.× I am extremely flexible.× I love hugs more than kisses.× I want to own my own business.× I smoke.✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nobody has ever said I'm abnormal.)✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm such a pussy)× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Is this a trick question?)✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.× I have played strip poker with someone else before.✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (That was brief and all gone now.)× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.× I can't stand being alone.✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.× I am a Libertarian.✓ I can speak more than one language.× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.× I would rather read than watch TV.× I like reading fact more than fiction.✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More than once. In fact, 99% of the time)× I have no piercings.× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (.....WTF)× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.× I like most animals better than most people.× I own a collection of retro games consoles.✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (heheheh)× I have hit someone with a dead fish.× I am compulsively honest.× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.× I dislike milk.× I obsessively wash my hands.× I always carry something significant around with me.× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Anime)× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Of course they are. They especially like to take advantage of drunk men.)× I don't like to chew gum.✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I think the past is more interesting than the future)× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.× I love to sing.× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.× I have a custom-built computer.× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ew)× I've gone skinny-dipping.× I've performed in three plays.× I enjoy burritos.✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Part Irish.)× I have a thing for redheads.× I am a twin!✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Like study.)× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.× I need more time to myself.× I wish I was more open-minded.× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.✓ I download songs from the internet.× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Haven't read that far yet (now I'm curious))✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Just Dale.)× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF with Death Note??)× I love playing Truth or Dare.✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.✓ I think this survey is particularly long.× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (LOL)× I can only hate someone that I love.× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
Saturday I saw Pirates of the Caribbean. I thought it was OK. It was too long, some jokes were old and there was unnecessary seriousness in regard to Jack Sparrow. But otherwise, it was pretty groovy.
Anyway, here's a stolen meme!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (There's nothing good on.)✓ I own lots of books.× I wear glasses or contact lenses.✓ I love to play video games.✓ I've tried marijuana. (Once, and never again!)× I've watched porn movies. (Does gay hentai count? (It was only once! Out of curiosity!))× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.✓ I curse sometimes. (Actually, I curse all the fucking time.)× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.* * * * * × I have broken someone's bones.✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.× I hate the rain. (I LOVE THE RAIN)✓ I'm paranoid at times.× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nah. I need new teeth, that's all.)✓ I need/want money right now. (I'm like Nami.)✓ I love sushi. (Who doesn't?)✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when I'm drunk or excited)× I have fresh breath in the morning. (HAHAHA)× I have long hair.× I have lost money in Las Vegas.✓ I have at least one sibling. (My sister!)✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Pft, what's with this meme?)× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.✓ I like the way that I look. (I wish my boobs were bigger though.)✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Only something like "Oh, I don't want to go shopping, I'm busy" when I'm just lazy or something.)× I am usually pessimistic. (People accuse me of this, but I think I'm more a realist.)× I have a lot of mood swings.✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Provide legal brothels and help so that young women don't get raped, killed or catch deadly diseases. Whether hookers want to pay tax is another issue though.)× I slept with a roommate.× I have a hidden talent.× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.✓ I have a lot of friends. (Here, there and everywhere.)✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (So what?)✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew, daggy.)✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.✓ I have a mobile phone.× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.✓ I've rejected someone before. (That was embarassing)× I currently like/love someone.✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.✓ I want to have children in the future.× I have changed a diaper before.× I've called the cops on a friend before.× I'm not allergic to anything.✓ I have a lot to learn.× I am shy around the opposite sex.× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.× I have at least 5 away messages saved.✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I'm not a slut)× I own the "South Park" movie.✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Heehee)× I enjoy some country music.× I would die for my best friends. (Probably not 'die,' but I would go far.)✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Too bad we don't celebrate it)× I have dated a close friend's ex.✓ I am happy at this moment. (No uni at the mo, my mum's here, and I'm going to see Superman soon.)× I'm obsessed with guys.× Democrat.× Republican.× I don't even know what I am.× I am punk rockish.✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.× I study for tests most of the time. (*snort*)× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.× I can work on a car.✓ I love my job(s). (It beats the hell out of K-mart)✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.× I have more than just my ears pierced.× I walk barefoot wherever I can.× I have jumped off a bridge.× I love sea turtles. (They're OK...)× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS)× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Used to be)× I hate office jobs.× I went to college out of state.× I am adopted.× I am a pyro. × I have thrown up from crying too much. (Is that possible??)× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.× I fall for the worst people.✓ I adore bright colours.× I usually like covers better than originals. × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.✓ I can pick up things with my toes.× I can't whistle.× I have ridden/owned a horse.× I still have every journal I've ever written in.× I talk in my sleep.× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (As if, I wouldn't want to live with no TV and have Syphilus)× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.× I wear a toe ring.× I have a tattoo. (Someday, someday)× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.× I am a caffeine junkie.× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (...occasionally)× I'm an artist.× I am ambidextrous.× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.✓ I have terrible teeth. (I need new ones! *sniff*)× I hate my toes.✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.× I have lived in either three different states or countries.× I am extremely flexible.× I love hugs more than kisses.× I want to own my own business.× I smoke.✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nobody has ever said I'm abnormal.)✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm such a pussy)× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Is this a trick question?)✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.× I have played strip poker with someone else before.✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (That was brief and all gone now.)× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.× I can't stand being alone.✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.× I am a Libertarian.✓ I can speak more than one language.× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.× I would rather read than watch TV.× I like reading fact more than fiction.✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More than once. In fact, 99% of the time)× I have no piercings.× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (.....WTF)× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.× I like most animals better than most people.× I own a collection of retro games consoles.✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (heheheh)× I have hit someone with a dead fish.× I am compulsively honest.× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.× I dislike milk.× I obsessively wash my hands.× I always carry something significant around with me.× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Anime)× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Of course they are. They especially like to take advantage of drunk men.)× I don't like to chew gum.✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I think the past is more interesting than the future)× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.× I love to sing.× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.× I have a custom-built computer.× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ew)× I've gone skinny-dipping.× I've performed in three plays.× I enjoy burritos.✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Part Irish.)× I have a thing for redheads.× I am a twin!✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Like study.)× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.× I need more time to myself.× I wish I was more open-minded.× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.✓ I download songs from the internet.× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Haven't read that far yet (now I'm curious))✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Just Dale.)× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF with Death Note??)× I love playing Truth or Dare.✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.✓ I think this survey is particularly long.× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (LOL)× I can only hate someone that I love.× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.