"Name five of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick five people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not use things that someone else has already used."
1. Tearing stuff apart
2. Eating plastic
3. Taking a good healthy dump
4. Screaming at other cats outside
5. eating all of Peek-a-boo's food
on and I'll just add a 6th on here..being an asshole and not tagging anybody else.