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[builtwithscraps]

I think maybe I had one too many scotch before going to bed, and it has caused some sort of hallucination. Note to self, I need a coffee. So where can a man get a coffee in hell? Might help for the hangover some.

Or was that a Bloody Mary that was supposed to help? Doesn't really matter.

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[covert_chord]

...Welcome to Purgatorium, then. Sadly, you're not hallucinating.

[builtwithscraps]

Kidnapped again then? Lovely. I was thinking this was familiar.

[covert_chord]

No, you weren't kidnapped, either. ...well, in a manner of speaking, actually, you were. Divinely kidnapped, as it were.

[builtwithscraps]

How is being kidnapped by terrorists of sorts divine. Actually, don't answer that, kiddo. I'll figure it out.

Someone has delusions of grandeur and went around abducting the world's geniuses. Brilliant. Someone has the right idea.

[galacticboss]

This is the place of failed gods.

[builtwithscraps]

Failed gods. So this is some sort of demented lesson in religion. Lovely.

[galacticboss]

...no, just a prison.

[builtwithscraps]

Prison, religion lesson, is there really a difference?

COMIC BOOK-TURNED-MOVIE HEROES UNITE?

[hellblazingly]

...might as well try one of each.

YOU KNOW IT >D AHAHA

[builtwithscraps]

You, my friend, have the right idea.

THEY CAN BOND OVER ALCOHOLISM AND OVER-THE-TOP VILLAINS~

[hellblazingly]

I get that a lot. Not as much as I should, but...

...anyway. Place's called Purgatorium. And it's exactly what it sounds like.

Meaning, a real shithole.

YES *__* IT WILL BE FUN FOR ALL

[builtwithscraps]

You know that they say common sense isn't all that common, after all.

I lived in a cave for three months, if you think this place is a shithole, you should try it sometime.

[el_legendaire]

The cure for a hangover is always more alcohol.

[builtwithscraps]

Yes, but the real question is where in a place like this one can obtain alcohol. I mean, it doesn't exactly look like it has an open bar.

[el_legendaire]

Not so. There are a few establishments worth ruining your liver for, but the one I would normally recommend is a little hard to get to, for a newcomer like yourself.

I assume you've been given The Explanation? We ought to just put a sign up.

[builtwithscraps]

Hey, I'll do what I have to, I could stand some alcohol. If I have to make some, I'll do it.

"The Explaination"? Is there any paperwork involved in this -- like signing a form that says that I got it and understand?

[regenerable]

I think I've heard both can help. Not that I've ever had a hangover, but...yeah.

I have to say, you're taking this all very well.

[builtwithscraps]

I usually just kept drinking. Instead of having a hangover, you're usually just drunk.

I've been in worse places.

[regenerable]

Aha. Funny thing about that is I can't get drunk. So I can keep drinking and drinking and its just like I'm drinking water. I'm a natural alcoholic or something.

Like where? Iraq or something? Or Russia? I hear that place really blows.

[builtwithscraps]

Something about me is that I drink enough that I've gotten really good. Made some very important decisions while drunk.

Something like that, yes. Let me tell you, the desert is large, hot, and boring.