hatecrimes in the bathroom
is it august already? how'd that happen?
The maintenance person who works my office after all its workers are long gone hates women. I know this because we have two kinds of crappy toilet paper in the girl's restroom, but one far exceeds the other in crapiness as it feels like half-ply and is probably made of finely ground rocks. (The other, by comparison, is 3/4 ply and perhaps made of sand.) I make sure to put the 3/4 ply on the bar when I'm in there. Without fail, whenever I come in in the morning, the searing pain of the 1/2 ply awaits, grinningly replaced, where the better TP was when I left.
Double ewe tee eff.
In other news, I'm getting a cat.
The maintenance person who works my office after all its workers are long gone hates women. I know this because we have two kinds of crappy toilet paper in the girl's restroom, but one far exceeds the other in crapiness as it feels like half-ply and is probably made of finely ground rocks. (The other, by comparison, is 3/4 ply and perhaps made of sand.) I make sure to put the 3/4 ply on the bar when I'm in there. Without fail, whenever I come in in the morning, the searing pain of the 1/2 ply awaits, grinningly replaced, where the better TP was when I left.
Double ewe tee eff.
In other news, I'm getting a cat.