Aug 20, 2009 22:03
SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON IN THAT HOUSE. STRANGER THAN LARGE QUANTITIES OF CHILLED DAIRY DESSERT. STILL HAVEN'T BEEN NOTICED BY ANYONE EXCEPT AN ILL-MANNERED POODLE BUT I'M GETTING A WEIRD FEELING ABOUT THAT HOUSE. SOMETHING'S GOING ON IN THERE. IT'S A FAMILIAR FEELING BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT. LIKE... TENSION.
SHIT, MAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL TENSION. I'M A FUCKING CAR.
BUT IT'S COMING FROM THAT HOUSE, AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. I WISH LEONARD WAS HERE. HE'D EXPLAIN IT TO ME. WELL, NO. HE'D MUTTER WEIRD STUFF TO HIMSELF AND I'D BE EVEN MORE CONFUSED, BUT AT LEAST HE IS A WEIRDNESS I AM USED TO.
STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE. BUT IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS HOUSE.