Cooking with Popeye

[bugsybone]

I'm Popeye the sailorman
I live in a frying pan

Turn up the gas
And burn up my ass
I'm Popeye the sailorman

I'm Popeye the sailorman
I live in a Garbage can

I eat all the lizards
And spit out their gizzards
I'm Popeye the sailorman

My old man told me about these rhymes when I was impressionable.

I guess that's why I remember them.

Teach them to your children and laugh along so they don't feel embarrassed.

Good Night.