Return of the Communist Manatee

[bugsybone]

HEY, HEY, HEY
what would you say
when I walk down your alleyway
pickin up the empty soda cans
and turn 'em in to my recyclin friends
IT'S FUCKIN PAYDAY
but I get paid in fuckin candybars
TWIX is the shiznit
but I really like mallomars
I pick my boogers like they were shootin stars
And I flick 'em on the rotten wall
it makes me feel 20 ft tall
too tall really even give a damn
Don't want no green eggs and ham
and my name isn't fuckin Sam
it's Cornelius
the ill tempered platypus
hey now, no jokes about the funky demeanor
I'll throw egg yokes at ya house
and they'll call it a misdemeanor
I'd like to swim upstream
and sing a song while I hit the bong
and get away unseen
and hit the diamond highway
bout time we quit our day jobs
and stopped reminiscin' bout the heyday
Cuz yester year ain't no better year
than two double 0 to the six
forget about the fuckin fix
just before you know
you'll be dead without a clue
and I don't know magic tricks

To bring you back from the dead
But I could scare off the vultures
Before they get full fed

-ThE bizzaRO smuRf