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I took an IQ test today out of pure curiosity. I basically consider myself a dumb-ass (or at least a stoner) so I wanted to know if my mind was working while I wasn't. My score was 127, oddly the exact same score my brother got. I returned home from work to an e-mail from the website that I took the test from, and the subject was "more about your IQ test." So, I said to myself, "self..." Just kidding. The e-mail read:
"Melissa, you are a word Warrior."
I love it! From now on, you may all refer to me as Melissa the word Warrior.
Work was so boring tonight. I had 3 tables who all under-tipped. No, it wasn't shitty service on my part goddamn it. At this point I'm pretty good at serving, or at least at Troubadours I am. And when it's not busy I have plenty of time to provide extra-special service... you know, strip dances at the tables and such. Maybe that's why that guy gave me 12%..............
I feel wacky tonight. Somebody take me out before I spontaneously combust.
"Melissa, you are a word Warrior."
I love it! From now on, you may all refer to me as Melissa the word Warrior.
Work was so boring tonight. I had 3 tables who all under-tipped. No, it wasn't shitty service on my part goddamn it. At this point I'm pretty good at serving, or at least at Troubadours I am. And when it's not busy I have plenty of time to provide extra-special service... you know, strip dances at the tables and such. Maybe that's why that guy gave me 12%..............
I feel wacky tonight. Somebody take me out before I spontaneously combust.