fappe fatale
Grasshopper dying from high-risk wanking in the kink capital of the world has got me thinking about death again.
More so than usual, anyway.
But I've always said that the best way to leave this rock would be with a bag over my face, pants around my ankles. Maybe in combination with a spike and a spoon and a dark dark room, but I'd think it'd be hard to rub one out with an overdose quantity of horse galloping through one's veins. It is hard to appreciate the little death with such an imposing manifestation of the big one eclipsing it.
So I'm a little irked at this news. I thought that even if I never had my life figured out, at least I had a rock 'n' roll retirement plan. If one more celebrity goes out this way, it's just going to be cliche.
Just remember, kids: it's not suicidal if it's so good you want to wake up and live another day just to do it again.
More so than usual, anyway.
But I've always said that the best way to leave this rock would be with a bag over my face, pants around my ankles. Maybe in combination with a spike and a spoon and a dark dark room, but I'd think it'd be hard to rub one out with an overdose quantity of horse galloping through one's veins. It is hard to appreciate the little death with such an imposing manifestation of the big one eclipsing it.
So I'm a little irked at this news. I thought that even if I never had my life figured out, at least I had a rock 'n' roll retirement plan. If one more celebrity goes out this way, it's just going to be cliche.
Just remember, kids: it's not suicidal if it's so good you want to wake up and live another day just to do it again.