When We Were Yet Monkeys

Aug 06, 2007 13:11

The mind is a wonderful thing. But it has boundaries just as anything else. And just as a human cant jump from the top of his house and fly, neither can a mind sail beyond the boundaries set before it.

I have written like i dunno, may be million posts so far,but not one has reached beyond my potential. I keep thinking that my best entry is yet before me. But the truth is that my best entry is actually beyond me...Beyond the boundaries of my brain.
No matter how many entries that I write, I will still run into walls that I can't scale. I stand at the doorstep of greatness. Or perhaps only beside the doorstep to greatness. Or perhaps I hide in the bushes and look toward the doorstep of greatness. Or maybe I just pee in the bushes and dream about greatness.

In any case, greatness doesn't know me, and doesn't care to.
But I will not cease to pee in the bushes and dream........Ahahahaha!!! XD; XD; XD;

OK...So let me see if I got this right...
We evolved from monkeys. That means we used to climb trees and eat a lot of bananas. But bananas cost a lot of money. A Dollar thirty per KG or something like that. I remember when they were only 80 cents a KG. That was a long time ago.

I think there is probably a big disparity between the time of 80 cent bananas and my monkey ancestors. Probably 50 or 60 years. But I dont think there were any cars when our progenitors were monkeys,so it might have been even longer.

I wonder if there were zoos when our forefathers swung from trees. And if so...What thing was kept in the monkey cage?  Surely not other monkeys! I dont think our ancestors were predjudiced like that. I like to think that they had to be more civilized back then.

** So I wanted to be CREATIVE once again and so changed my journal layout. Chk it out if you care enough.**
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I want to do something RANDOM!!! Let's think... how about "OUR LADY OF SMOOTHIES"

Oh Lady of Smoothies, sweetness, bless the evening with soy and nuts and berries and granola and goodnesses in a hundred flavors of vegetable and fruit, coconuts from Isles of the Blessed, deliver us from thirst and hunger, Thou make the night, Thou make the night roll, hotness, churning nourishments in blenders of steel and blenders of chrome, and smile smile smile upon every coming and every going out and have words of kindness and sentences of wisdom to accompany each thick rich shake of yumminess, praise be to Jah for this Smoothie and the human niceness of this beautiful woman, hallelujah. Ahahahahaha!!! XD;XD;XD;

And yea... talking about preaching and being funny - check this out.
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