Two of a mind!!!
I think therefore I am, or maybe, I am therefore I think, or maybe I think I am.......maybe ???
Cogito Ergo Spud would say, I think therefore I YAM....
Okay so I woke up at 4.00. No not AM… 4.00PM, what a good way to spend the Sunday…. In the bed. CooooL!!!!!
I was just looking at a few pictures and just realized that pictures and words only capture a moment and then time and people change…As people change they become different...what was can never be again.
Growing means losing means desiring challenges---they say that you bloom--they want to do more, experience more…yet leave their innocence or their past behind.....Is that a good thing?
What happens when you can't remember what you were like before...isn't that the worse thing than changing????? Or does it not give you a false hope to see that person different. Or is it that you just were looking at an image of the past when in reality things do really change....so when you see the pics and the descriptions---remember that they were written in the past..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! WHATEVER…. Forget it, doesn’t make much sense.
Fuck I drink too much coke...
4 x 1.25L bottles
2 x 2L bottles
2 x 600ML bottles
All in last week... YA!!! Say hello to my little friend - diabetes.
AND NOW HERE’S AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
I HAVE NOT DIED... I repeat... I have not died.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated….. Hahahaha!! I don’t really know where that came from… but what the heck.
And finally, the 5 things I will and will not do if I ever become an evil overlord.
- If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
- If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
- If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
- After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.... AND FINALLY...
- When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys that happens to follow him around.