A to Z OWWWWW!!!!

Apr 30, 2006 23:28

So I have decided I will be as random as possible, I guess that’s the source of all my powers...

What???

Yea I do have Powers… I turn into a snake on full moon days… I thought you knew that!!!

WTF!!!

Yea!!! So I really enjoyed work today… Yea I am not in my senses I guess. But Sunday’s I guess are good days to go to work. So what if I hate work… Oh!!! Wait I just said I Liked Working Sunday, didn’t I??? Well, I AM LOST!!!!! WTF!!!! O___O;

Fucuck!
Fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuckuck!
Fuck Fuck Fuckuck!
Fucuck!
Fuckuck fuck fuck. Fuckuck!
Fuck Fuckuck!
Fuckuck!
Fuck fuck.

Oh!! What a beautiful word - FUCK!!!!

And so I'm feeling really alone. I feel like all people I know are so far away from me right now. And I know that in many cases that's because I've just pulled away, but I feel like that's my right. They've really pissed me off or if not, really hurt me. I mean I'm just really tired of getting hurt, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but I don't think so. DAMN IT MAN!!!! I have to be random right!!!

WTF!!! Is the deal with the ‘N’ in DAMN??? I don’t fucking get it??

You know that question which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, I was thinking about it and well, I just don't get it. It seems obvious. Eggs can't get off, so of course the chicken came first.

I don't even know what I'm doing right now. I'm just writing and I feel so fucking angry and sad and ‘angrisad’ that I could just take my fist and ram it through the ceiling. Hmmm...  ;X~~X;

You can’t reach the ceiling, you moron!!!!

Ok!!! I am sick of sharing a room…. I'll rip the fucking bastard's nuts off. I get really sick of hearing him squeak on the phone with his girlfriend again and again and again.

You have a fucking problem with everthing don’t you….???

WTF!!!! WHY DO YOU CARE????? AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO KEEP COMING INBETWEEN MY THOUGHTS??? ... GET OUT

Why do they call it a grapefruit? It's not a grape. It's not shaped like a grape. It's not colored like a grape. It doesn't taste like, or feel like, or smell like a grape. It's not in the grape family. It's in the orange family. Why isn't it called an orange fruit? I mean what's the deal?

Okay!!! That’s not random at all… Okay here’s what I will do…

...............Eating
...............Your
.............. Alphabet
...............Soup

For each letter in the Alphabet I will type the first word that comes in my mind. Ok!!!! HERE WE GO!!!

A is for Anti
B is for BITCH
C is for Cuddle
D is for DEATH
E is for Eggplant
F is for FUCK
G is for Ghetto
H is for HEIRLOOM
I is for India
J is for JAZZ
K is for Kiss
L is for LOVE
M is for Money
N is for NOSTALGIC
O is for Oye [who said words have to make sense]
P is for PUSH
Q is for Quicksand
R is for REALTION
S is for Sex
T is for Time
U is for UNDERWEAR [Ahahaha!!!!]
V is for Vixen
W is for WHATEVER
X is for X- tacy [I know that doesn’t start with X but that’s what came in my mind when I thought of X]
Y is for YOUNG
Z is for Zoom

D00d Are you okay?
No.
Sick. Need affection. Have none.
::overturns the affection carton and shakes it::

Are you going to be okay?
No.
Sick. Need affection. Have none.
::overturns carton and shakes it.::
::drop falls out but misses me and falls on carpet::
::cries::

Is there anything I can do for you?
No. Sick. Need affection.
Me have none.
::overturns carton and shakes it::

Is there any point to this entry?

No, but I'm bored, and sick. I need affection. I want to just throw myself out the window. I won't. But I want to. You know how that is. You want something but you can't have it. Yeah. It's so fair.

Tomorrow's Monday.
I know right?
Tomorrow?
Monday?
But today is Sunday.
That makes no sen--oh wait. Duh.

I just fell back in my chair.

Are you ever going to get better?
No. Sick. Always sick. Need affection.
Never have it.
::overturns carton and licks inside it::
::gives up and throws it away::
::curls up in a ball deflated::

Great. Now some delinquent children are kicking me around and playing soccer with me. That's just what I needed. I knw I have lost the AWARD for RANDOMNESS which i was nominated for this year.

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