Poor Mariah, she's so blind
Mariah, (mom's half blind cat) was on the cat window seat. Gus, the neighbor's un-nuetered male cat, hopped up on the windowsill and started howling for a fight at Mariah. (His human lives behind us, across the alley and two houses down.) Gus is outside on the windowsill, with Mariah inside, windowpane between the two.
Really, Gus?
Dad and I yell at Gus, making him jump down. Thomas then hops up on the window seat, and Mariah starts trying to fight him. Thomas starts leaning back, with a "WTF, you crazy B" look to his face, while I'm trying to calm Mariah and holding her paw.
After a little bit, she leans forward and sniffs Thomas, at which point she realizes he's not Gus, so she calms down and stops trying to fight him.
Poor Mariah, she's so blind, how blind is she? Quick, give me some punch lines.
Really, Gus?
Dad and I yell at Gus, making him jump down. Thomas then hops up on the window seat, and Mariah starts trying to fight him. Thomas starts leaning back, with a "WTF, you crazy B" look to his face, while I'm trying to calm Mariah and holding her paw.
After a little bit, she leans forward and sniffs Thomas, at which point she realizes he's not Gus, so she calms down and stops trying to fight him.
Poor Mariah, she's so blind, how blind is she? Quick, give me some punch lines.