(no subject)

Apr 09, 2006 03:55

Here i am again, not depressed, not addicted to anything, drinking staying up late and smoking all the same. Please share if this is a common thing, please PLEASE.

Per'aps i'll tell you about new york?

I spent three days there, living a room filled with hilarity and the sounds of the city.
Would never have woken at all had it not been for-
"(ALARM GOES OFF)"
"Well, that was a bit shit."
(Still dreaming)
"GOODMORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!"

god bless Goring and Basil, their insanity keeping me sane.

I don't want ot bitch, but along the lines of the third room member, i could help but get the feeling of CHAVY connotations-

me- "'John's Shang Hia', so this is like a chinese place, what?"
Basil- "Yeah, it's gatta be better than Tad's Steak House any-way."
Goring- "(some thing hilarious)"
Me-"Looking forward to it?"
3rd- "Not really. I don't eat chinese food."
Me- "Really? How's that?"
3rd- "I don't like it. I don't eat foreign food."
( Basil says what we're all thinking)
Bas- "You don't eat foreign food? How? Have you ever tried it? What about Balti? What about Ice-cream? Pizza??"
3rd- "Well, yeah, but..."

So during the only decent dinner we've had all week, we offer up the only NON-FOREIGNish food on a chinense menue-
"Well, at least have some of the brocolli. We must have walked twelve miles at least today, and we won't have you take another step on an empty stomach."
3rd-"I can't."
Me- GOD, why NOT??"
3rd-"I don't eat vegetables."

so this is what stands out in my mind. That, and that a Hobo died over the road from our hotel.

Responsible teacher- "Girls, can you keep your door locked at night and when you're not in the room? Only we didn't do a safty check on this place and we don't know who's gong to be wandering around at night."

you know those moments in life that REALLY make you think? Well, i saw i hobo taking a shit in a phone box for lack of any-where else, at it plagued me all night.
Only next morning did i encounter the friut of the public's contributions-
Empty bottles of cidre every-where, urine littering the side-walk. Don't give them money. Why prolong the obvious just so they can piss on your front step?
Previous post Next post
Up