Aug 21, 2005 18:40
If you're going to get in trouble for it, you might as well do it.
I drink to make other people interesting.
If you're going to do something you'll be sorry for tonight, I suggest you sleep late.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Reality is an allusion created by a lack of alcohol.
A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Your not too drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate you all equally.
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.