thought it was funny...this is what we have to look fwd 2...

Aug 19, 2005 10:45

> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
>
> 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>
> 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>
> 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>
> 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break
up.
>
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next
door won't turn
> down the stereo.
>
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
>
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers.
>
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>
> 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
>
> 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
>
> 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than
> settle, your stomach.
>
> 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not
> condoms and pregnancy tests.
>
> 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>
> 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>
> 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
never going to drink
> that much again."
>
> 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
>
> 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>
> 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't
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