i stole this from rini who stole it from somebody else

[buffyzboy55]

If I were a month I would be july
If I were a day of the week I would be saturday
If I were a time of day I would be evening
If I were a planet I would be venus
If I were a sea animal I would be a clown fish
If I were a direction I would be west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be a bed
If I were a sin I would be lies
If I were a liquid I would be apple juice
If I were a tree I would be a palm tree
If I were a flower/plant I would be a lilac
If I were a kind of weather I would be a hurricana
If I were a musical instrument I would be a drum
If I were an animal I would be a horse
If I were a colour I would be purple
If I were a vegetable I would be a carrot
If I were a sound I would be a person singing
If I were an element I would be oxygen
If I were a car I would be a mercedes benz
If I were a song I would be something from a broadway play
If I were a movie I would be something with a happy ending
If I were a book I would be something with a happy ending
If I were a food I would be pizza or pasta of some sort
If I were a place I would be beverly hills
If I were a material I would be silk or satin
If I were a taste I would be strawberry
If I were a scent I would be burberry london
If I were a word I would love
If I were an object I would be a pen
If I were a body part I would be a penis
If I were a facial expression I would be a smile
If I were a cartoon character I would be daria
If I were a shape I would be a heart
If I were a number I would be 9