KRIS ALLEN, PLEASE TAKE ME TO PROM
So likeserendipity and I just had the GREATEST conversation about what kind of boyfriend Kris Allen would be:
The conversation stemmed from these quotes that surfaced today:
On speculation that he and Adam Lambert painted their nails as a campaign to get a Kradam finale. (i.e. at the exclusion of Danny Gokey)
That's not what we were saying. This is what we were saying: There was this tabloid thing that came out about me and Adam, about how we don't get along because I'm this conservative kid from Arkansas and he's this L.A. liberal guy. Which, I could be nothing less than conservative. I'm just from Arkansas. And they were like, "He's cranky because he misses his wife and Adam's nail polish is all over the place and they can't get along." And we were like, "That's so stupid. That's the stupidest thing." We just didn't want people to think that we didn't get along. Because we're really great, great friends.
and:
On his frustration with Christians who wouldn't accept Adam Lambert.
There [were all these rumors] about how all the conservative, Christian people that would vote for me hate Adam and never want him to win because of who he is. Oh, it was so frustrating-really bad, because we are really good friends. Why can't everyone get along? It never made any sense for me to judge anyone, who they are. It frustrates me that people can't get along with people because of their differences. And I'll tell you what, especially Christians. Christians have a hard time accepting people like Adam-liberal, from L.A., looks different, maybe acts a certain way. He's a great, great guy. They don't even give him a chance. And it's frustrating because I come from that. A lot of my friends are not that way, which I appreciate, but a lot of people in Arkansas or in the South or wherever are that way. We really hope that our relationship can be an inspiration to people. I could go on about that forever.
likeserendipity: OMG TAKE ME TO PROM!!!!
buffyx: LOL SERIOUSLY
KRIS ALLEN PLEASE TAKE ME TO PROM
AND WRITE ME LOVE LETTERS
AND ASK ME TO "GO STEADY" BY PUTTING A TRAIL OF POST IT NOTES IN MY HOUSE LEADING TO MY BED COVERED WITH HERSHEY KISSES AND YOU SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT IN RIPPED JEANS AND A BEATLES T-SHIRT AND YOUR ADORABLE SMILE
likeserendipity: AND HAVE A CONDOM HIDDEN IN THE DRAWER BY THE BED "JUST IN CASE" -- NOT THAT YOU'RE PRESSURING ME OR ANYTHING, YOU'D NEVER!
AND PLAY A SPORT JUST SO I CAN WEAR YOUR LETTERMAN JACKET
AND THEN PIN ME
Sent at 6:03 PM on Friday
buffyx: WE CAN HAVE BARBECUE WITH YOUR AMAZING FAMILY
buffyx: IN YOUR BACKYARD
HE PROBABLY HAS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TOO
GODDAMN HIM FOR BEING SO PERFECT.
HE HAS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER MEN
likeserendipity: HHAHAHAHAH
OMG YES
MAKING NICENESS SEEM AWESOME AND FABULOUS AND COOL
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
UNLIKE THESE OTHER BOYS, WHO MAKE IT SEEM LAME
buffyx: KRIS ALLEN IS LIKE, "OH SURE I'LL PICK YOUR GRANDMA UP FROM THE AIRPORT. HOW ABOUT I PICK UP SOME MUFFINS AND BRING YOU BREAKFAST IN BED ON THE WAY BACK?"
likeserendipity: KRIS ALLEN IS LIKE, "WOW, YOU HAVE SWINE FLU? WELL, HOW ABOUT I SING YOU A SONG OVER THE PHONE AND MAKE SURE YOU GET TO SLEEP?"
buffyx: "SURE YOU CAN HOST A GIRLS NIGHT AT THE APARTMENT! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PICK UP SOME CHEX MIX? OHHHH I CAN MAKE YOU ALL ROOTBEER FLOATS!"
likeserendipity: "DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOME SOUP? I KNOW YOU HAVE A COLD. MY BIRTHDAY? NO, DON'T WORRY. IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT IF YOU WEREN'T HAPPY, TOO."
buffyx: "OF COURSE I DON'T MIND IF YOU KEEP YOUR TAMPONS IN MY BATHROOM. I LOVE EVERY PART OF YOU"
likeserendipity: "A DRAWER? YOU KNOW YOU'RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT. HAVE I SHOWN YOU YOUR SIDE OF THE CLOSET?"
buffyx: "PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. I AM REALLY CONCERNED."
likeserendipity: "DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I LOVE WHEN YOU CONTROL THE TV AND MAKE ME WATCH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE BUFFY EPISODES? BECAUSE I DO."
buffyx: "OF COURSE I DON'T MIND THAT YOU FLOODED MY TIVO WITH EPISODES OF PROJECT RUNWAY. IN FACT LET'S WATCH TOGETHER. YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME TIM GUNN."
buffyx: "WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SEE THAT MOVIE. AN ENTIRE HOTEL FOR DOGS??? I AM SO THERE!" [yes I stole this from ryan gosling’s “twitter”]
likeserendipity: "WHEN YOU'RE SAY YOU'RE 'NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT,' I NEVER TAKE IT PERSONALLY! I JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE I COULD DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!"
buffyx: "OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER WATCH RERUNS OF SEX & THE CITY THAN GO OUT WITH BOYS. DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK UP SOME TWIZZLERS? I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE."
likeserendipity: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BAKE? LET ME MAKE YOU A CAKE AND SOME BROWNIES ON THE SIDE RIGHT NOW. ALSO, I GRILL A MEAN STEAK."
buffyx: "HOPE YOU DON'T MIND YOUR BRAKES SOUNDED KIND OF FUNNY SO I ADDED MORE STEERING FLUID TO YOUR CAR. AND TOOK IT IN FOR A WASH. THEY THREW IN A PINE SCENTED FRESHNER! BUT THE NEW MIX CD OF LOVE SONGS IN YOUR PLAYER WAS MY DOING. GUILTY AS CHARGED."
buffyx: "OH HEY I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ON OUR THIRD DATE YOU MENTIONED OFFHAND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK WHEN YOU WERE A KID, SO I BOUGHT YOU FRONT ROW TICKETS AND A BACKSTAGE PASS FOR THE REUNION TOUR"
likeserendipity: "IS IT WEIRD THAT I FEEL LIKE I CAN TOTALLY TRUST YOU? I DON'T GET THAT WHOLE BROODY GUY THING GIRLS LIKE SO MUCH. MAYBE THAT'S WHY NONE OF THEM COME AFTER ME."
buffyx: "I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO WAIT THREE DAYS ACCORDING TO THE 'RULES,' BUT I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU AFTER OUR FIRST DATE. CAN I TAKE YOU BOWLING TOMORROW NIGHT?"
likeserendipity: "I KNOW IT'S SORT OF DORKY, BUT I SEARCHED FOR ALL THE SONGS THAT MENTION YOUR NAME. THEY WERE ALL DOWNLOADED ILLEGALLY, THOUGH, IF THAT BOTHERS YOU. I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST KIND OF MY ONLY VICE."
buffyx: "I BOUGHT YOU THIS LAMP BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF YOU. YOU BOTH LIGHT UP THE ROOM. AND MY HEART."
likeserendipity: "DO YOU MIND IF I CRASH HERE THE NIGHT? THE RAIN'S POURING KIND OF HARD AND I FEEL SAFER WITH YOU, ANYWAY."
buffyx: "I'M SORRY WE CAN'T GO OUT THIS WEEKEND, I'M VOLUNTEERING AT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL AND SINGING SONGS FOR KIDS WITH CANCER."
likeserendipity: "OF COURSE YOU CAN COME WATCH ME SING, IT'S JUST THAT... WELL... SOMETIMES I CRY. I CAN'T HELP IT. IT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD TO KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH THIS LIFE AND THEY HAVEN'T."
buffyx: "IF WE GO TO LONDON CAN WE POSE LIKE THE BEATLES ON ABBEY ROAD? I KNOW IT'S CLICHE AND TOURISTY, BUT IT'S SORT OF A LIFELONG DREAM OF MINE.'
likeserendipity: "I HAVE VINYL RECORDS. DO YOU WANT SOME?"
buffyx: "I BUY CASSETTE TAPES FROM GARAGE SALES BECAUSE IT HURTS MY SOUL TO KNOW MUSIC OUT THERE WON'T BE PLAYED ANYMORE."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW THINGS LIKE THIS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, BUT SINCE YOU HAD SUCH A SHITTY DAY AT WORK, I THINK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THAT I HIRED YOUR FAVORITE BAND TO PLAY AT OUR WEDDING."
buffyx: "I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT THAN TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER TO THAT JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!"
likeserendipity: "DON'T TELL ANYONE I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!"
buffyx: "OOPS, YES, THAT IS A TAYLOR SWIFT CD PLAYING IN MY CAR. I JUST REALLY LIKE HOW EARNEST HER LYRICS ARE."
likeserendipity: "THANKS FOR HOLDING ME UP THAT ONE TIME WE MET MILEY CYRUS AND I ALMOST FAINTED."
buffyx: "I AGREE, CORY AND TOPANGA'S LOVE JUST CANNOT BE MATCHED. I CRIED WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED. AND SHAWN HUNTER IS A GOOD KID, JUST TROUBLED. I'M GLAD HE HAD MR. FEENY LOOKING OUT FOR HIM."
"WOULD YOU PLEASE BETA MY BOY MEETS WORLD FANFIC FOR ME? EVERYONE ON FANFIC.NET SEEMS TO LIKE IT, BUT I TRUST YOUR OPINION THE MOST."
buffyx: "I HATE THESE GIRLS GONE WILD COMMERCIALS. IT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN. CAN WE WATCH SOMETHING MORE FEMALE EMPOWERING?"
likeserendipity: "MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS MAGGY ATWOOD --- BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF HER."
buffyx: "WHEN I REALLY NEED A GOOD CRY, I LIKE TO READ MAYA ANGELOU POETRY."
likeserendipity: "I TOTALLY PROTESTED JD SALINGER BEING ON MY BOOK LIST IN HIGH SCHOOL. I MUCH PREFERRED ANIMAL FARM OR T O KILL A MOCKINGBIRD OR SOMETHING MORE SOCIALLY AWARE. OH, I NEVER TOLD YOU I LIKE TO TALK POLITICS?"
buffyx: "I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ISRAEL AND PALESTINE CAN'T GET ALONG. I FEEL LIKE IF WE COULD GET THEM TO HAVE A BIG GROUP HUG, IT WOULD SOLVE THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT IN A HEARTBEAT. HUGS ARE MEDICINE FOR THE WORLD!"
likeserendipity: "SOMETIMES, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I ROLL OVER AND HUG YOU. I LOVE YOU."
buffyx: "IN THE MORNING I LIKE TO TURN OVER AND TOUCH YOUR SHOULDER JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE REAL. BECAUSE BEING WITH YOU IS LIKE THE BEST DREAM I COULD EVER HAVE."
buffyx: "YES I OWN THE NOTEBOOK. I'D LOVE TO WATCH IT WITH YOU. LET ME MAKE A QUICK RUN TO WALMART TO STOCK UP ON KLEENEX FIRST, THOUGH."
likeserendipity: "WHEN RYAN AND RACHEL BROKE UP, I THOUGHT THE WORLD MIGHT END."
likeserendipity: "I REALIZED I WANTED TO MARRY YOU WHEN YOU WALKED OUT OF MY BATHROOM WITH THOSE THINGS FOR YOUR PORES ON YOUR FACE."
buffyx: "I'D REALLY LIKE TO LIE WITH YOU AND LISTEN TO THIS BEATLES RECORD. IT CHANGED MY LIFE. ALMOST AS MUCH AS MEETING YOU DID."
likeserendipity: "I CHANGED MY MAJOR AFTER WE MET BECAUSE, SUDDENLY, MATHEMATICS DIDN'T MAKE AS MUCH SENSE AS YOU."
buffyx: "I KNOW MY STUFFED ANIMAL COLLECTION IS KIND OF RIDICULOUS, BUT I PICK THEM UP FROM DUMPSTERS AND THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF THEM NOT BEING LOVED."
likeserendipity: "I'M COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH MY SEXUALITY TO WEAR PINK. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU."
likeserendipity: "IF MY FRIENDS GIVE YOU WEIRD LOOKS, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I TALK ABOUT YOU A LOT. THEY SAY I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. PSH. WHAT A CRAZY IDEA, RIGHT? WHERE'D THEY GET THAT FROM?"
buffyx: "HEY GIRL I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE FRAY SO I BOUGHT THIS JUKEBOX AND LOADED IT WITH ALL FRAY SONGS FOR YOU"
likeserendipity: "MAYBE IT'S LAME, BUT I LIKE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN. THIS YEAR, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF YOU PICKED MY COSTUME? I WOULDN'T MIND IF WE MATCHED. FOR THE RECORD."
buffyx: "OH, I DON'T GO TO HALLOWEEN PARTIES. I REALLY ENJOY GIVING OUT CANDY. THE JOY ON CHILDREN'S FACES IS THE BEST GIFT ANYONE CAN GIVE. OR RECEIVE."
likeserendipity: "YOU'RE THE CUTEST EATER I'VE EVER MET. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TEAR INTO A CHEESEBURGER. MMM."
buffyx: "THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE PICKLES, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW HOW YOU HATE DUST, SO I MADE SURE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE WITH AS MANY CLEANING SUPPLIES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE YOU CAME OVER TODAY."
buffyx: "IT WAS NO CHORE. I REALLY LOVE CLEANING! IT MAKES EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE LEMONS!"
likeserendipity: "OKAY, I HAVE TO CONFESS: I BORROWED YOUR PERFUME TO SPRAY IT AROUND MY BEDROOM. I LIKE THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WITH ME."
buffyx: "I MADE GEORGE HARRISON'S 'SOMETHING' MY RINGTONE FOR YOU BECAUSE IT SO DEEPLY REPRESENTS MY FEELINGS FOR YOU"
likeserendipity: "BUT THAT WAS ONLY AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY PREVIOUS RINGTONE - A CLIP OF YOU LAUGHING"
likeserendipity: "THAT TIME WE SAT UP ALL NIGHT AND MADE UP CHUCK NORRIS JOKES MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE."
buffyx: "YOU LOOK SO SEXY WHEN YOU SLEEP IN MY GAP T-SHIRTS."
likeserendipity: "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU YOUR FAVORITE JEANS HAD A HOLE IN THE BACK. IT WAS JUST SO ADORABLE HOW YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE."
buffyx: "REMEMBER THAT TIME WE DID NOTHING BUT QUOTE MATCHBOX TWENTY LYRICS AT EACH OTHER FOR LIKE AN HOUR? I LOVED THAT. "
likeserendipity: "WOULD YOU KILL ME IF I TRIED TO SING TO YOU AT OUR WEDDING RECEPTION? IT'S JUST THAT THE BEGINNING OF A NEW SONG CAME AT ME WHILE WATCHING YOU SLEEP AND IT WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE."
buffyx: "THAT TIME WE RAN THROUGH THE RAIN AND KISSED WHILE WE WERE LAUGHING AFTER THAT RYAN ADAMS CONCERT WAS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS OF MY LIFE"
likeserendipity: "I'M SORRY I WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU ON MY COUCH, IT'S JUST THAT MY MOM WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM. I'M SORT OF LOST IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE."
buffyx: "DID YOU SEE THAT NOTE I WROTE WITH MY FINGERS ON THE MIRROR AFTER YOU TOOK A SHOWER? IT'S TRUE, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU FOREVER."
likeserendipity: "EVEN THOUGH I HATE WRITING IN ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS, I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE FREE TEXTING AND DIDN'T WANT YOUR BILL TO BE CRAZY."
buffyx: "I ONLY PUT YOU IN MY TOP 8 ON MYSPACE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE COMPARES."
likeserendipity: "MY FIRST THOUGHT AFTER OUR DATE ENDED WAS WHETHER YOU'D THINK I WAS CLINGY IF I RAN HOME AND CHANGED MY FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS."
buffyx: "THANKS FOR NOT MAKING FUN OF ME THAT ONE TIME I SANG 'WALKING ON SUNSHINE' IN THE MIDDLE OF TARGET. I JUST GOT REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEY HAD MOUNTAIN DEW ON SALE."
likeserendipity: "IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES OR ANYTHING. I JUST REALLY LIKE THAT NATASHA BEDINGFIELD SONG. HONEST."
buffyx: "I NEVER KNEW WHAT JOURNEY WAS SINGING ABOUT IN 'OPEN ARMS.' AND... NOW I KNOW."
likeserendipity: "THANKS FOR NOT CORRECTING ME EVERY TIME I SPELL SOMETHING WRONG ON GCHAT. IT'S JUST MY DAMN FINGERS TYPING TOO FAST. IT'S JUST THAT I WANT TO GET THE WORDS TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
buffyx: "I THINK GOOD GRAMMAR IS A REALLY IMPORTANT QUALITY. IT SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT A PERSON."
likeserendipity: "EVEN IF I'M HAVING A SHITTY DAY AND MAKE MYSELF INVISIBLE ON IM, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO WRITE TO YOU IF YOU'RE ONLINE."
likeserendipity: "I WON MY SCHOOL SPELLING BEE TWELVE YEARS IN A ROW. I CRIED WHEN I DIDN'T MAKE IT TO NATIONALS!"
buffyx: "BUT THAT'S OKAY. THE KID WHO BEAT ME REALLY DESERVED IT."
"MALFEASANCE IS HARD TO SPELL, AND HE NAILED IT. WELL DONE."
likeserendipity: "WOULD IT BE COOL IF I INVITE HIM TO OUR WEDDING? I FEEL LIKE HE'S TAUGHT ME SO MUCH."
likeserendipity: "DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I ACTUALLY ASKED GOD TO LET THE BETTER GUY WIN. PRAYER WORKS."
buffyx: "I LIKE LISTENING TO NPR WHILE I GET READY IN THE MORNINGS. AND THE 'THIS AMERICAN LIFE' PODCAST IS SO GREAT. IRA GLASS IS A TRUE GEM."
likeserendipity: "I NEVER DOUBTED MY RELIGION BEFORE, BUT WHEN THE PHONE RANG FIVE TIMES WHEN I CALLED YOU THE FIRST TIME AFTER GETTING YOUR NUMBER, I CAN'T LIE, I GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS."
buffyx: "I ALWAYS GIVE MY TOAST CRUSTS TO MY DOG. I CAN'T HELP IT! HIS PUPPY EYES ARE TOO CUTE FOR ME TO RESIST."
likeserendipity: "I LOVE COOKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU. YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE WITH YOUR BED HAIR. HOW CAN I NOT WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE?"
buffyx: "EVERY TIME I WAKE UP AND SEE YOU IN MY BED IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING."
"I'M RALPH AND YOU'RE THE RED RYDER BB GUN."
likeserendipity: "I'M GLAD YOU DON'T THINK IT'S DORKY WHEN I LISTEN TO MY RAP ALBUM AND SELF-CENSOR MYSELF."
buffyx: "SORRY I DIDN'T BUY YOU SOMETHING BETTER BUT I GAVE ALL MY MONEY TO THOSE SANTA GUYS WHO RING THE BELLS FOR THE SALVATION ARMY. IT MAKES THEM SO HAPPY!"
likeserendipity: "I STARTED A SAVINGS ACCOUNT FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER. I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO KNOW SHE'LL ALWAYS BE TAKEN CARE OF."
buffyx: "I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH YOUR MOM. SHE IS SUCH A COOL LADY."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER. YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD GENES."
buffyx: "MEETING CHILDREN DURING MY MISSIONARY WORK IN BURMA JUST MADE IT CLEAR TO ME HOW MUCH I CAN'T STAND THE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD. AND THEN I SAW THE GORGEOUS SUNSET FROM MOUNT POPA AND REALIZED HOW MUCH BEAUTY THERE IS TOO."
likeserendipity: "OH MY GOD IS THAT SHAKIRA? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL DANCE WITH ME TO THIS. JUST ONCE!"
buffyx: "HEY I KNOW IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING BUT DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WENDY'S? I HAVE A MAJOR FROSTY CRAVING"
"WE CAN CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER LINDSAY LOHAN WILL BE ABLE TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND OR NOT IN THE CAR. I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK THE GIRL IS GOING TO SURPRISE EVERYONE."
Y'ALL JUST THE PILGRIMS.
The conversation stemmed from these quotes that surfaced today:
On speculation that he and Adam Lambert painted their nails as a campaign to get a Kradam finale. (i.e. at the exclusion of Danny Gokey)
That's not what we were saying. This is what we were saying: There was this tabloid thing that came out about me and Adam, about how we don't get along because I'm this conservative kid from Arkansas and he's this L.A. liberal guy. Which, I could be nothing less than conservative. I'm just from Arkansas. And they were like, "He's cranky because he misses his wife and Adam's nail polish is all over the place and they can't get along." And we were like, "That's so stupid. That's the stupidest thing." We just didn't want people to think that we didn't get along. Because we're really great, great friends.
and:
On his frustration with Christians who wouldn't accept Adam Lambert.
There [were all these rumors] about how all the conservative, Christian people that would vote for me hate Adam and never want him to win because of who he is. Oh, it was so frustrating-really bad, because we are really good friends. Why can't everyone get along? It never made any sense for me to judge anyone, who they are. It frustrates me that people can't get along with people because of their differences. And I'll tell you what, especially Christians. Christians have a hard time accepting people like Adam-liberal, from L.A., looks different, maybe acts a certain way. He's a great, great guy. They don't even give him a chance. And it's frustrating because I come from that. A lot of my friends are not that way, which I appreciate, but a lot of people in Arkansas or in the South or wherever are that way. We really hope that our relationship can be an inspiration to people. I could go on about that forever.
likeserendipity: OMG TAKE ME TO PROM!!!!
buffyx: LOL SERIOUSLY
KRIS ALLEN PLEASE TAKE ME TO PROM
AND WRITE ME LOVE LETTERS
AND ASK ME TO "GO STEADY" BY PUTTING A TRAIL OF POST IT NOTES IN MY HOUSE LEADING TO MY BED COVERED WITH HERSHEY KISSES AND YOU SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT IN RIPPED JEANS AND A BEATLES T-SHIRT AND YOUR ADORABLE SMILE
likeserendipity: AND HAVE A CONDOM HIDDEN IN THE DRAWER BY THE BED "JUST IN CASE" -- NOT THAT YOU'RE PRESSURING ME OR ANYTHING, YOU'D NEVER!
AND PLAY A SPORT JUST SO I CAN WEAR YOUR LETTERMAN JACKET
AND THEN PIN ME
Sent at 6:03 PM on Friday
buffyx: WE CAN HAVE BARBECUE WITH YOUR AMAZING FAMILY
buffyx: IN YOUR BACKYARD
HE PROBABLY HAS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TOO
GODDAMN HIM FOR BEING SO PERFECT.
HE HAS RUINED ME FOR ALL OTHER MEN
likeserendipity: HHAHAHAHAH
OMG YES
MAKING NICENESS SEEM AWESOME AND FABULOUS AND COOL
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
UNLIKE THESE OTHER BOYS, WHO MAKE IT SEEM LAME
buffyx: KRIS ALLEN IS LIKE, "OH SURE I'LL PICK YOUR GRANDMA UP FROM THE AIRPORT. HOW ABOUT I PICK UP SOME MUFFINS AND BRING YOU BREAKFAST IN BED ON THE WAY BACK?"
likeserendipity: KRIS ALLEN IS LIKE, "WOW, YOU HAVE SWINE FLU? WELL, HOW ABOUT I SING YOU A SONG OVER THE PHONE AND MAKE SURE YOU GET TO SLEEP?"
buffyx: "SURE YOU CAN HOST A GIRLS NIGHT AT THE APARTMENT! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PICK UP SOME CHEX MIX? OHHHH I CAN MAKE YOU ALL ROOTBEER FLOATS!"
likeserendipity: "DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOME SOUP? I KNOW YOU HAVE A COLD. MY BIRTHDAY? NO, DON'T WORRY. IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT IF YOU WEREN'T HAPPY, TOO."
buffyx: "OF COURSE I DON'T MIND IF YOU KEEP YOUR TAMPONS IN MY BATHROOM. I LOVE EVERY PART OF YOU"
likeserendipity: "A DRAWER? YOU KNOW YOU'RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT. HAVE I SHOWN YOU YOUR SIDE OF THE CLOSET?"
buffyx: "PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. I AM REALLY CONCERNED."
likeserendipity: "DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I LOVE WHEN YOU CONTROL THE TV AND MAKE ME WATCH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE BUFFY EPISODES? BECAUSE I DO."
buffyx: "OF COURSE I DON'T MIND THAT YOU FLOODED MY TIVO WITH EPISODES OF PROJECT RUNWAY. IN FACT LET'S WATCH TOGETHER. YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME TIM GUNN."
buffyx: "WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SEE THAT MOVIE. AN ENTIRE HOTEL FOR DOGS??? I AM SO THERE!" [yes I stole this from ryan gosling’s “twitter”]
likeserendipity: "WHEN YOU'RE SAY YOU'RE 'NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT,' I NEVER TAKE IT PERSONALLY! I JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE I COULD DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!"
buffyx: "OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER WATCH RERUNS OF SEX & THE CITY THAN GO OUT WITH BOYS. DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK UP SOME TWIZZLERS? I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE."
likeserendipity: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BAKE? LET ME MAKE YOU A CAKE AND SOME BROWNIES ON THE SIDE RIGHT NOW. ALSO, I GRILL A MEAN STEAK."
buffyx: "HOPE YOU DON'T MIND YOUR BRAKES SOUNDED KIND OF FUNNY SO I ADDED MORE STEERING FLUID TO YOUR CAR. AND TOOK IT IN FOR A WASH. THEY THREW IN A PINE SCENTED FRESHNER! BUT THE NEW MIX CD OF LOVE SONGS IN YOUR PLAYER WAS MY DOING. GUILTY AS CHARGED."
buffyx: "OH HEY I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ON OUR THIRD DATE YOU MENTIONED OFFHAND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK WHEN YOU WERE A KID, SO I BOUGHT YOU FRONT ROW TICKETS AND A BACKSTAGE PASS FOR THE REUNION TOUR"
likeserendipity: "IS IT WEIRD THAT I FEEL LIKE I CAN TOTALLY TRUST YOU? I DON'T GET THAT WHOLE BROODY GUY THING GIRLS LIKE SO MUCH. MAYBE THAT'S WHY NONE OF THEM COME AFTER ME."
buffyx: "I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO WAIT THREE DAYS ACCORDING TO THE 'RULES,' BUT I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU AFTER OUR FIRST DATE. CAN I TAKE YOU BOWLING TOMORROW NIGHT?"
likeserendipity: "I KNOW IT'S SORT OF DORKY, BUT I SEARCHED FOR ALL THE SONGS THAT MENTION YOUR NAME. THEY WERE ALL DOWNLOADED ILLEGALLY, THOUGH, IF THAT BOTHERS YOU. I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST KIND OF MY ONLY VICE."
buffyx: "I BOUGHT YOU THIS LAMP BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF YOU. YOU BOTH LIGHT UP THE ROOM. AND MY HEART."
likeserendipity: "DO YOU MIND IF I CRASH HERE THE NIGHT? THE RAIN'S POURING KIND OF HARD AND I FEEL SAFER WITH YOU, ANYWAY."
buffyx: "I'M SORRY WE CAN'T GO OUT THIS WEEKEND, I'M VOLUNTEERING AT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL AND SINGING SONGS FOR KIDS WITH CANCER."
likeserendipity: "OF COURSE YOU CAN COME WATCH ME SING, IT'S JUST THAT... WELL... SOMETIMES I CRY. I CAN'T HELP IT. IT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD TO KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH THIS LIFE AND THEY HAVEN'T."
buffyx: "IF WE GO TO LONDON CAN WE POSE LIKE THE BEATLES ON ABBEY ROAD? I KNOW IT'S CLICHE AND TOURISTY, BUT IT'S SORT OF A LIFELONG DREAM OF MINE.'
likeserendipity: "I HAVE VINYL RECORDS. DO YOU WANT SOME?"
buffyx: "I BUY CASSETTE TAPES FROM GARAGE SALES BECAUSE IT HURTS MY SOUL TO KNOW MUSIC OUT THERE WON'T BE PLAYED ANYMORE."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW THINGS LIKE THIS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, BUT SINCE YOU HAD SUCH A SHITTY DAY AT WORK, I THINK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THAT I HIRED YOUR FAVORITE BAND TO PLAY AT OUR WEDDING."
buffyx: "I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT THAN TAKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER TO THAT JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!"
likeserendipity: "DON'T TELL ANYONE I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!"
buffyx: "OOPS, YES, THAT IS A TAYLOR SWIFT CD PLAYING IN MY CAR. I JUST REALLY LIKE HOW EARNEST HER LYRICS ARE."
likeserendipity: "THANKS FOR HOLDING ME UP THAT ONE TIME WE MET MILEY CYRUS AND I ALMOST FAINTED."
buffyx: "I AGREE, CORY AND TOPANGA'S LOVE JUST CANNOT BE MATCHED. I CRIED WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED. AND SHAWN HUNTER IS A GOOD KID, JUST TROUBLED. I'M GLAD HE HAD MR. FEENY LOOKING OUT FOR HIM."
"WOULD YOU PLEASE BETA MY BOY MEETS WORLD FANFIC FOR ME? EVERYONE ON FANFIC.NET SEEMS TO LIKE IT, BUT I TRUST YOUR OPINION THE MOST."
buffyx: "I HATE THESE GIRLS GONE WILD COMMERCIALS. IT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN. CAN WE WATCH SOMETHING MORE FEMALE EMPOWERING?"
likeserendipity: "MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS MAGGY ATWOOD --- BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF HER."
buffyx: "WHEN I REALLY NEED A GOOD CRY, I LIKE TO READ MAYA ANGELOU POETRY."
likeserendipity: "I TOTALLY PROTESTED JD SALINGER BEING ON MY BOOK LIST IN HIGH SCHOOL. I MUCH PREFERRED ANIMAL FARM OR T O KILL A MOCKINGBIRD OR SOMETHING MORE SOCIALLY AWARE. OH, I NEVER TOLD YOU I LIKE TO TALK POLITICS?"
buffyx: "I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ISRAEL AND PALESTINE CAN'T GET ALONG. I FEEL LIKE IF WE COULD GET THEM TO HAVE A BIG GROUP HUG, IT WOULD SOLVE THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT IN A HEARTBEAT. HUGS ARE MEDICINE FOR THE WORLD!"
likeserendipity: "SOMETIMES, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, I ROLL OVER AND HUG YOU. I LOVE YOU."
buffyx: "IN THE MORNING I LIKE TO TURN OVER AND TOUCH YOUR SHOULDER JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE REAL. BECAUSE BEING WITH YOU IS LIKE THE BEST DREAM I COULD EVER HAVE."
buffyx: "YES I OWN THE NOTEBOOK. I'D LOVE TO WATCH IT WITH YOU. LET ME MAKE A QUICK RUN TO WALMART TO STOCK UP ON KLEENEX FIRST, THOUGH."
likeserendipity: "WHEN RYAN AND RACHEL BROKE UP, I THOUGHT THE WORLD MIGHT END."
likeserendipity: "I REALIZED I WANTED TO MARRY YOU WHEN YOU WALKED OUT OF MY BATHROOM WITH THOSE THINGS FOR YOUR PORES ON YOUR FACE."
buffyx: "I'D REALLY LIKE TO LIE WITH YOU AND LISTEN TO THIS BEATLES RECORD. IT CHANGED MY LIFE. ALMOST AS MUCH AS MEETING YOU DID."
likeserendipity: "I CHANGED MY MAJOR AFTER WE MET BECAUSE, SUDDENLY, MATHEMATICS DIDN'T MAKE AS MUCH SENSE AS YOU."
buffyx: "I KNOW MY STUFFED ANIMAL COLLECTION IS KIND OF RIDICULOUS, BUT I PICK THEM UP FROM DUMPSTERS AND THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF THEM NOT BEING LOVED."
likeserendipity: "I'M COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH MY SEXUALITY TO WEAR PINK. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU."
likeserendipity: "IF MY FRIENDS GIVE YOU WEIRD LOOKS, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I TALK ABOUT YOU A LOT. THEY SAY I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. PSH. WHAT A CRAZY IDEA, RIGHT? WHERE'D THEY GET THAT FROM?"
buffyx: "HEY GIRL I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE FRAY SO I BOUGHT THIS JUKEBOX AND LOADED IT WITH ALL FRAY SONGS FOR YOU"
likeserendipity: "MAYBE IT'S LAME, BUT I LIKE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN. THIS YEAR, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF YOU PICKED MY COSTUME? I WOULDN'T MIND IF WE MATCHED. FOR THE RECORD."
buffyx: "OH, I DON'T GO TO HALLOWEEN PARTIES. I REALLY ENJOY GIVING OUT CANDY. THE JOY ON CHILDREN'S FACES IS THE BEST GIFT ANYONE CAN GIVE. OR RECEIVE."
likeserendipity: "YOU'RE THE CUTEST EATER I'VE EVER MET. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TEAR INTO A CHEESEBURGER. MMM."
buffyx: "THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE PICKLES, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW HOW YOU HATE DUST, SO I MADE SURE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE WITH AS MANY CLEANING SUPPLIES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE YOU CAME OVER TODAY."
buffyx: "IT WAS NO CHORE. I REALLY LOVE CLEANING! IT MAKES EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE LEMONS!"
likeserendipity: "OKAY, I HAVE TO CONFESS: I BORROWED YOUR PERFUME TO SPRAY IT AROUND MY BEDROOM. I LIKE THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WITH ME."
buffyx: "I MADE GEORGE HARRISON'S 'SOMETHING' MY RINGTONE FOR YOU BECAUSE IT SO DEEPLY REPRESENTS MY FEELINGS FOR YOU"
likeserendipity: "BUT THAT WAS ONLY AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY PREVIOUS RINGTONE - A CLIP OF YOU LAUGHING"
likeserendipity: "THAT TIME WE SAT UP ALL NIGHT AND MADE UP CHUCK NORRIS JOKES MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE."
buffyx: "YOU LOOK SO SEXY WHEN YOU SLEEP IN MY GAP T-SHIRTS."
likeserendipity: "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU YOUR FAVORITE JEANS HAD A HOLE IN THE BACK. IT WAS JUST SO ADORABLE HOW YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE."
buffyx: "REMEMBER THAT TIME WE DID NOTHING BUT QUOTE MATCHBOX TWENTY LYRICS AT EACH OTHER FOR LIKE AN HOUR? I LOVED THAT. "
likeserendipity: "WOULD YOU KILL ME IF I TRIED TO SING TO YOU AT OUR WEDDING RECEPTION? IT'S JUST THAT THE BEGINNING OF A NEW SONG CAME AT ME WHILE WATCHING YOU SLEEP AND IT WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE."
buffyx: "THAT TIME WE RAN THROUGH THE RAIN AND KISSED WHILE WE WERE LAUGHING AFTER THAT RYAN ADAMS CONCERT WAS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS OF MY LIFE"
likeserendipity: "I'M SORRY I WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU ON MY COUCH, IT'S JUST THAT MY MOM WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM. I'M SORT OF LOST IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE."
buffyx: "DID YOU SEE THAT NOTE I WROTE WITH MY FINGERS ON THE MIRROR AFTER YOU TOOK A SHOWER? IT'S TRUE, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU FOREVER."
likeserendipity: "EVEN THOUGH I HATE WRITING IN ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS, I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE FREE TEXTING AND DIDN'T WANT YOUR BILL TO BE CRAZY."
buffyx: "I ONLY PUT YOU IN MY TOP 8 ON MYSPACE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE COMPARES."
likeserendipity: "MY FIRST THOUGHT AFTER OUR DATE ENDED WAS WHETHER YOU'D THINK I WAS CLINGY IF I RAN HOME AND CHANGED MY FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS."
buffyx: "THANKS FOR NOT MAKING FUN OF ME THAT ONE TIME I SANG 'WALKING ON SUNSHINE' IN THE MIDDLE OF TARGET. I JUST GOT REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEY HAD MOUNTAIN DEW ON SALE."
likeserendipity: "IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES OR ANYTHING. I JUST REALLY LIKE THAT NATASHA BEDINGFIELD SONG. HONEST."
buffyx: "I NEVER KNEW WHAT JOURNEY WAS SINGING ABOUT IN 'OPEN ARMS.' AND... NOW I KNOW."
likeserendipity: "THANKS FOR NOT CORRECTING ME EVERY TIME I SPELL SOMETHING WRONG ON GCHAT. IT'S JUST MY DAMN FINGERS TYPING TOO FAST. IT'S JUST THAT I WANT TO GET THE WORDS TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
buffyx: "I THINK GOOD GRAMMAR IS A REALLY IMPORTANT QUALITY. IT SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT A PERSON."
likeserendipity: "EVEN IF I'M HAVING A SHITTY DAY AND MAKE MYSELF INVISIBLE ON IM, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO WRITE TO YOU IF YOU'RE ONLINE."
likeserendipity: "I WON MY SCHOOL SPELLING BEE TWELVE YEARS IN A ROW. I CRIED WHEN I DIDN'T MAKE IT TO NATIONALS!"
buffyx: "BUT THAT'S OKAY. THE KID WHO BEAT ME REALLY DESERVED IT."
"MALFEASANCE IS HARD TO SPELL, AND HE NAILED IT. WELL DONE."
likeserendipity: "WOULD IT BE COOL IF I INVITE HIM TO OUR WEDDING? I FEEL LIKE HE'S TAUGHT ME SO MUCH."
likeserendipity: "DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I ACTUALLY ASKED GOD TO LET THE BETTER GUY WIN. PRAYER WORKS."
buffyx: "I LIKE LISTENING TO NPR WHILE I GET READY IN THE MORNINGS. AND THE 'THIS AMERICAN LIFE' PODCAST IS SO GREAT. IRA GLASS IS A TRUE GEM."
likeserendipity: "I NEVER DOUBTED MY RELIGION BEFORE, BUT WHEN THE PHONE RANG FIVE TIMES WHEN I CALLED YOU THE FIRST TIME AFTER GETTING YOUR NUMBER, I CAN'T LIE, I GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS."
buffyx: "I ALWAYS GIVE MY TOAST CRUSTS TO MY DOG. I CAN'T HELP IT! HIS PUPPY EYES ARE TOO CUTE FOR ME TO RESIST."
likeserendipity: "I LOVE COOKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU. YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE WITH YOUR BED HAIR. HOW CAN I NOT WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE?"
buffyx: "EVERY TIME I WAKE UP AND SEE YOU IN MY BED IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING."
"I'M RALPH AND YOU'RE THE RED RYDER BB GUN."
likeserendipity: "I'M GLAD YOU DON'T THINK IT'S DORKY WHEN I LISTEN TO MY RAP ALBUM AND SELF-CENSOR MYSELF."
buffyx: "SORRY I DIDN'T BUY YOU SOMETHING BETTER BUT I GAVE ALL MY MONEY TO THOSE SANTA GUYS WHO RING THE BELLS FOR THE SALVATION ARMY. IT MAKES THEM SO HAPPY!"
likeserendipity: "I STARTED A SAVINGS ACCOUNT FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER. I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO KNOW SHE'LL ALWAYS BE TAKEN CARE OF."
buffyx: "I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH YOUR MOM. SHE IS SUCH A COOL LADY."
likeserendipity: "I KNOW YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER. YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD GENES."
buffyx: "MEETING CHILDREN DURING MY MISSIONARY WORK IN BURMA JUST MADE IT CLEAR TO ME HOW MUCH I CAN'T STAND THE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD. AND THEN I SAW THE GORGEOUS SUNSET FROM MOUNT POPA AND REALIZED HOW MUCH BEAUTY THERE IS TOO."
likeserendipity: "OH MY GOD IS THAT SHAKIRA? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL DANCE WITH ME TO THIS. JUST ONCE!"
buffyx: "HEY I KNOW IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING BUT DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WENDY'S? I HAVE A MAJOR FROSTY CRAVING"
"WE CAN CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER LINDSAY LOHAN WILL BE ABLE TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND OR NOT IN THE CAR. I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK THE GIRL IS GOING TO SURPRISE EVERYONE."
Y'ALL JUST THE PILGRIMS.