shine on you crazy diamonds
hey! i took a questionnaire thingy from
zora_sourit! because i cannot....resist....question thingies. yayz!
also, i pimp jared's sparkly birthday comm
birthdaywhackand the lovely schmoop of
spnschoomptasia. go and frolick, my flisties.
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. no. nonononono. and also: no. i can, however, heat things in a microwave. and order pizza.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. to be a princess. and then a writer. and then just to grow up without being toooo crazy.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. to sing (on key) or play the violin. also: teleport.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. a big fluffy cup of pansy-ass francis coffee. OR a chocolate martini. i wouldn't turn down bailey's either.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. CORN IS YUMMY
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. "playing for the ashes" by elizabeth george
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. scorpio. scorpius
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. pierced ears. i used to have the top of my ear pierced but it got infected. i do want a tattoo, much to my family's chagrin. i have it all sketched out, even. i just need the money. and the courage.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. *flail* how much time do you have? um. i take things too personally sometimes. i don't always take my medication. when i get angry i cry like a little, little girl which is somewhat awkward and off-putting. i'm always misplacing body parts cuz of the whole zombie thing.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. you would probably lock your doors, roll up your windows, and step on the gas.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11 that's a good one. poker or quidditch. do those count?
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. i alternate between extremes:
example 1: my glass is half empty. and the glass is chipped and cracked. and dirty. and it's leaking water like my will to live leaks from my black and shriveled soul. i'm going to break the glass and cut my wrists. fair thee well, cruel and heartless world.
example 2: omg you guys, i have a GLASS and IT'S HALF FULL but i don't even care cuz the glass IS SO PRETTY! and it sparkles like balloons!!11 and i love you all, come have a drink out of my glass because it has MAGIC WATER OF LOVE!!111 *skips in circles splashing people with water*
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. discuss the wonder of spn OR stare at you until you felt queasy in your tummy
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. having a ruptured placenta. you have no idea how many glue sticks are necessary to put that kind of shit back together, yo.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. i hate maple syrup. i eat my pancakes plain. i like to eat cereal without milk for a snack. also, i am a zombie.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. two kitties!!!1
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. you'd say, "holy shit, this house is a dump!"
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. you left me sparkly feedback. you seem nice. you appear to be human, which i enjoy.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are funny or scary?
19.)A. FREAK THE FUCK OUT SCARY
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. i'd be taller. not jpad tall, but i could go for another inch or two.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. i would be both. like, jeezly crow, don't commit that crime, what're doing? THAT crime over THERE would be way better. *nods*
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. red. but they appear blue to mortals.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. nope.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. um. i don't like beer. i guess that's another weird fact about me. so i'll take a bottle, but it'll be root beer or a prissy wine cooler.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. pay off some debt, but some aside for tk's future, put some in the bank, and travel to europe. check out a certain closet in helsinki. send prezzies to my flisties. the end.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A. probably not, since i'm married. not only to my husband, but i have a beautiful wifey, as well as a love-monkey and bitchface twin. but i would consider hanging out and being socially awkward with you.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
27.)A. this coffee house called "aspen." i also like caribou coffee. oh? that's not what you meant? TOO BAD.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. not really, but i love the concept and think ghosts make awesome stories. and if someone i loved died, i would totally want them to come back as a ghost and keep my company for a little while.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. read, sleep, watch tv, read/write fanfic. but not all at the same time.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. in my fanfic and lj, yes. in rl, not so much.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. holding grudges. giving someone the silent treatment. cars that turn left without using their blinkers. the fact that i can't hug jayred whenever i want to. *pouts*
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. spongy
33.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
33.)A. if you insist
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A.
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are funny or scary?
19.)A.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
27.)A.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A.
33.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
33.)A.