ATTENTION TIFFANY. and whoever else wants to point and laugh.
I LEFT YOU A VOICE MAIL AND EMAIL BUT I'M PARANOID, SO NOW I POST. I MISSED MY CONNECTING FLIGHT. FUCK.
denver was fogged up so our flight got in late which left me 10 minutes to run across the airport. ok, first off? i'm fat and out of shape. running doesn't look good on my. and i solemnly vow i will never have a carry on without wheels ever again. i bobbled my way across the airport and got to the gate feeling like my kidneys were around my ankles and my liver was in my throat. i got there at 10:28. plane leaves at 10:30. too fucking bad, we were told, get a new flight. so now i have a new flight and i'll get into san fan at about 4:30 or so. unless the plane crashes or i spontaneously combust or whatever.
i love you, sorry for the fuckuppery. i blame fog. and also, my life.
i only briefly considered lying down the moving sidewalk to die, so things are looking up. now i'll eat my overpriced pizza and read my book.
siiiiigh.
end of line.
this crappy ass airport internet has the speed of a dying snail.
denver was fogged up so our flight got in late which left me 10 minutes to run across the airport. ok, first off? i'm fat and out of shape. running doesn't look good on my. and i solemnly vow i will never have a carry on without wheels ever again. i bobbled my way across the airport and got to the gate feeling like my kidneys were around my ankles and my liver was in my throat. i got there at 10:28. plane leaves at 10:30. too fucking bad, we were told, get a new flight. so now i have a new flight and i'll get into san fan at about 4:30 or so. unless the plane crashes or i spontaneously combust or whatever.
i love you, sorry for the fuckuppery. i blame fog. and also, my life.
i only briefly considered lying down the moving sidewalk to die, so things are looking up. now i'll eat my overpriced pizza and read my book.
siiiiigh.
end of line.
this crappy ass airport internet has the speed of a dying snail.