super boring real life type question!!!
okay guys, i have a question. well, really two.
i have the world's oiliest skin. for real. emipiral studies have been done. a documentary is in the works. people can literally see themselves reflected in my shiny skin. people have been known to flee and/or spontaenously cry when they see me.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECOMMEND SOME CLEANSER/SOAP/SANDPAPER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS ON OILY SKIN?
i've tried billions of products, and they are no match for my mighty and fearsome oil-producing glands. if you have any suggestions like RUB BANANA YOGURT ON YOUR FACE or WEAR A FACE-MASK OF QUARTERS TO BED i am willing to try it. if it's not too much work. or too expensive. or if i feel like it.
question the second: i'm looking for some good mascara. now. please note i don't generally wear makeup. i think it's dumb and boring, which really means i'm WAAAAAY too lazy to bother with that shit. why look good when i can spend that extray 7 minutes in bed? but i only seem to have 7 eyelashes total and this makes me saddish. since it's not likely i can switch eyelashes with tk when he's sleeping, i'm stuck with mine. i prefer brown or clear mascara the 12 times i've worn it, but no matter what i buy it seems clumpy and weird. i go from 7 eyelashes to 3 VERY THICK ONES. wtf? has anyone found non-sucking mascara they can recommend?
i'm hoping for a magical elixer to give me flawless skin and lush eyelashes. suggestions? comments? generaly mockery?
i have the world's oiliest skin. for real. emipiral studies have been done. a documentary is in the works. people can literally see themselves reflected in my shiny skin. people have been known to flee and/or spontaenously cry when they see me.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECOMMEND SOME CLEANSER/SOAP/SANDPAPER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS ON OILY SKIN?
i've tried billions of products, and they are no match for my mighty and fearsome oil-producing glands. if you have any suggestions like RUB BANANA YOGURT ON YOUR FACE or WEAR A FACE-MASK OF QUARTERS TO BED i am willing to try it. if it's not too much work. or too expensive. or if i feel like it.
question the second: i'm looking for some good mascara. now. please note i don't generally wear makeup. i think it's dumb and boring, which really means i'm WAAAAAY too lazy to bother with that shit. why look good when i can spend that extray 7 minutes in bed? but i only seem to have 7 eyelashes total and this makes me saddish. since it's not likely i can switch eyelashes with tk when he's sleeping, i'm stuck with mine. i prefer brown or clear mascara the 12 times i've worn it, but no matter what i buy it seems clumpy and weird. i go from 7 eyelashes to 3 VERY THICK ONES. wtf? has anyone found non-sucking mascara they can recommend?
i'm hoping for a magical elixer to give me flawless skin and lush eyelashes. suggestions? comments? generaly mockery?