one. i'm completely infatuated with lindsay lohan and rachel mcadams. furreal. "
two. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
REGAN117!!!
three: the conversation my roommate and i just had:
aly: i can't jump off the bed.
me: that's because your legs are so short.
aly: i'd rather have short legs than be a bitch.
me: too bad you have short legs, and you're a bitch.
i j'adore our conversations.