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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, alemyrddin (-5000 points). Last month I pushed elise_509 in the mud (-17 points). In July I gave titti a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I bought porn for goddess_of_7s (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5989 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
buffsan