keep your ass out of high humidity regions!
Okay. SO.
I'm online, filling out some dumbass market research survey just because I'm killing time and doing stupid brainless shit on the internet while I defrag from work.
SO.
This survey asks me about which media devices/services I may or may not have in my home...
"DVD Player? TiVo? iPod? HDTV? etc..." and I'm just mind-numbingly clicking "yes... yes... no.... no.... yes.... no......." and then I come across one that I don't recognize:
"Puckle."
Do I own a Puckle? Well, fuck me running, I don't even know what a damn "Puckle" is! SO... it's off to Google to search "Puckle" to find out if this is some new geek gadget that I simply am not aware that I need yet. Google leads me to the following definition on urbandictionary.com:
Puckle
The greasy film that accumulates in one's butt crack in high humidity regions. Also known as butt grease, or anal leakage. sharts are the main culprits in the formation of puckle. Indicators for puckle include, a slimy sensation around the anus, an incessant need to re-wipe, skid marks or aggie laundry marks.
Example: Dude, my butt is nasty! I must have a bad case of puckle.
Ummm................ ?? ........... WHAT?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I think I'll click "No" for the "do you own a Puckle" question, and then close this survey window and pretend that we learned nothing new about butt grease tonight. Yes, yes, I think that's what I'll do.
::snicker::
I'm online, filling out some dumbass market research survey just because I'm killing time and doing stupid brainless shit on the internet while I defrag from work.
SO.
This survey asks me about which media devices/services I may or may not have in my home...
"DVD Player? TiVo? iPod? HDTV? etc..." and I'm just mind-numbingly clicking "yes... yes... no.... no.... yes.... no......." and then I come across one that I don't recognize:
"Puckle."
Do I own a Puckle? Well, fuck me running, I don't even know what a damn "Puckle" is! SO... it's off to Google to search "Puckle" to find out if this is some new geek gadget that I simply am not aware that I need yet. Google leads me to the following definition on urbandictionary.com:
Puckle
The greasy film that accumulates in one's butt crack in high humidity regions. Also known as butt grease, or anal leakage. sharts are the main culprits in the formation of puckle. Indicators for puckle include, a slimy sensation around the anus, an incessant need to re-wipe, skid marks or aggie laundry marks.
Example: Dude, my butt is nasty! I must have a bad case of puckle.
Ummm................ ?? ........... WHAT?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I think I'll click "No" for the "do you own a Puckle" question, and then close this survey window and pretend that we learned nothing new about butt grease tonight. Yes, yes, I think that's what I'll do.
::snicker::