Re: Yeah, I'm no help.buffalobeeotchJanuary 5 2009, 21:55:20 UTC
wait a min... we were discussing my pubic hair? Oh, see, and here I was contemplating how much hair dye I would need to buy in order to dye my head AND my living room floor.....
Re: Yeah, I'm no help.skronkJanuary 5 2009, 22:04:17 UTC
OK, which does force me to continue this discussion.....
If a woman decided to eliminate the color coordination problem by removing the carpet what would you call that? I have included some sample conversations with the pervert asking the question to help you decide. Maybe this should be a sub-poll.
"Does the carpet match the curtains?" "No, I stripped it down to the subfloor."
"Does the carpet match the curtains?" "No carpet. Linoleum!" "Ewww!"
"Does the carpet match the curtains?" "No, I have hardwood......and now so do you!"
"Does the carpet match the curtains?" "I replaced it with Pergo." "I don't even know what that means."
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I'm now going to end this comment thread before I get any more skeeved out and let's agree to never discuss your pubic hair ever again, k?
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;)
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If a woman decided to eliminate the color coordination problem by removing the carpet what would you call that? I have included some sample conversations with the pervert asking the question to help you decide. Maybe this should be a sub-poll.
"Does the carpet match the curtains?"
"No, I stripped it down to the subfloor."
"Does the carpet match the curtains?"
"No carpet. Linoleum!"
"Ewww!"
"Does the carpet match the curtains?"
"No, I have hardwood......and now so do you!"
"Does the carpet match the curtains?"
"I replaced it with Pergo."
"I don't even know what that means."
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I don't even know what it means either, but STILL..... hee hee... pergo...
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