Open Letter to the College kids buying drugs on my street and trying to look like they're not
Dear Asshats,
The entire block knows, so does the cop watching you from around the corner. Next time I see you here, I am hiring the drunk guy from the next block over to urinate all over your car and depending on how my raging my hormones are, perhaps other things. I mean, if you're going to buy drugs, you might as well get the entire experience.
love,
a neighbor.
P.S You also did it right in front of a blue light camera.
The entire block knows, so does the cop watching you from around the corner. Next time I see you here, I am hiring the drunk guy from the next block over to urinate all over your car and depending on how my raging my hormones are, perhaps other things. I mean, if you're going to buy drugs, you might as well get the entire experience.
love,
a neighbor.
P.S You also did it right in front of a blue light camera.