Damn, I left my can-opener in my other pants.
I was just offered a small can of no-name Condensed Vegetable Soup. I think the exact words were, "Would you like some soup? Do you mind? You could throw it in the microwave or take it home or whatever ... it's not expired or anything like that ... ok, great, thanks Chris." Dora, you're a strange one.
So, let's check out this soup. Well, the label is yellow, it rolls across my desk soundlessly, um ... it's 284mL (that's 10 fl oz for you non-metric types), it claims to be prepared with beef broth, and to prepare it, you 1. Combine one can of soup with one can of water in a saucepan, 2. Bring to a boil and serve. That sounds easy enough. The barcode number is 60383 01084. Maybe someone could look that up for me and tell me how much it costs. I'll sell it on EBay! I wonder how much I could make. =)
I was just asked to place a service call for a fax machine I don't use. When I asked why doesn't she call them, she replied, while walking away from me, I don't know the number. Hm, it's possible I heard her say that she will find the number. In fact, I'm sure that's what I heard.
So, let's check out this soup. Well, the label is yellow, it rolls across my desk soundlessly, um ... it's 284mL (that's 10 fl oz for you non-metric types), it claims to be prepared with beef broth, and to prepare it, you 1. Combine one can of soup with one can of water in a saucepan, 2. Bring to a boil and serve. That sounds easy enough. The barcode number is 60383 01084. Maybe someone could look that up for me and tell me how much it costs. I'll sell it on EBay! I wonder how much I could make. =)
I was just asked to place a service call for a fax machine I don't use. When I asked why doesn't she call them, she replied, while walking away from me, I don't know the number. Hm, it's possible I heard her say that she will find the number. In fact, I'm sure that's what I heard.