Apr 05, 2005 16:02
Today this woman appeared in our office asking for this summary of last fiscal year. By Thursday. This task was naturally assigned to me, but I needed the boss's help with presentation details and some other stuff. I thought it couldn't be done, but it's actually almost finished. Muahaha, I am the king of impossible tasks. I am the K-K in hand with a K-4-4 flop. I even had time to post some terrible jokes in my friend's LJ, and to write in my own.
Update: My boss is handing in what we've done. When I asked if she wanted me to come, she said nah, it's ok. I hope she doesn't take all the credit ... Meh, I don't even care.
Last night I played 3 tournaments of playchips poker with my brother, online. He won the first one, and I won the other two. Conclusion: We are poker masters. We will crush you. Then, when we have all your chips, I'll turn around and crush him. Excellent.