The best welcome back present for Uchi ever :P

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My sister is awesome. Disagree and I cut you. 8D

Does everyone know the song Fergalicious?
If not, here is a link.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/fregalicious-lyrics-fergie.html

Now I present to you my sister's creation.



Four, san, two, ichi.

Listen up ya'll, cuz this is it.
The beer that I'm drinkin' is de-li-cious.

Uchilicious, definition, make them fans go loco.
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, want to squeeze me,
I am easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I drink em,
Beers just come and go like seasons.

Uchilicious (so delicious).
God, I’m so promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
Well, it’s all non-fictitious.
I blow Yoko (mmmwwahhh)
And put my beer on rock, rocks.
And fans be lining down the block just to watch what I got (Four, san, two, Uchi.)

So delicious (It's hot, hot.)
So delicious (I put my beers on rock, rocks.)
So delicious (I wanna taste of what they got.)
I'm Uchilicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, be~er!)

Uchilicious def-, Uchilicious def-, Uchilicious def-...
Uchilicious, definition, make them fans go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me, call me Hiroki (Hiroki~!)
I'm the U to the C, H, I the Hi~ro~ki.
And can't no other pop star chug a beer like me.

I'm Uchilicious (So delicious)
My boys like it vicious,
Hook me up with the GYM, get me workin’ on my “fitness”
Mike’s my witness (oooh wee)
I put my beer on rock, rocks,
And fans be lining down the block just to watch who I fuck (Four, san, two, ichi)

So delicious (It's hot, hot.)
So delicious (I put my beer on rock, rocks.)
So delicious (I wanna taste of what they got.)
Uchilicious (Hold hold hold hold hold up, check me out.)

Hiro, Hiro, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some beer and
Maybe then give me a taste.
Beer’s so tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with hazy.
I’ll be tasty, tasty, I will make you crazy.

T to the A to the S T E Y boy, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y boy, you tasty.
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Uchi~!

All the time I turn around, NEWS will gather round, always looking at me up and down, looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now, I’m so tryin’ to round up, drum a little Yama, yeah, I wanna be your man.
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating all the boys I’m gon’ get eatin’
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I wanna be treated like clientele,
Cuz' all say he--

Uchilicious (so delicious)
God, I’m so promiscuous,
And if you was suspicious,
Well, it’s all non-fictitious,
I blow Yoko (mmmwwahhh)
And put my beer on rock, rocks.
And fans be lining down the block just to watch what I got (Four, san, two, Uchi)

My boys like it vicious,
Hook me up with the GYM, get me workin’ on my “fitness”.
Mike’s my witness (oooh wee)
I put my beer on rock, rocks.
And fans be lining down the block just to watch who I fuck (Four, san, two, ichi)

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Uchilicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

T to the A to the S T E Y boy, you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y boy, you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y boy, you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, san, two, Uchi)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the...