whoa, BONG DAY
welll let me tell you, yesterday was just about one of the coolest days ever! sunday is now officail BONG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg me and steffany went to my dads on friday and we went behind tammys and smoked a joint, not much happened on friday night, then on saterday we woke up and went straight to joes apartment and watched half baked with krista, and we smoked from the pipe and we smoked a joint. wait i'm all confused.... anyways friday night and saterday morning are a little blurry if you know what i mean. so i'll skip to saterday afternoon, me and steff went outside because it was raining and my dad and stepmom were fighting like two hobos with one 40. so we smoked a cigarette and decided to go run down the street to this apartment complex where steffany had to take a piss in broad daylight, and some guy had his window open so steffany left her pants down and mooned his dog! lol, then we ran back to my house and got my shampoo and conditioner so we could wash our hair in the rain, and we did.... skipping forward to sat. night, we go to joe's apartment again to smoke and we buy smirnoff and corona and proced to joes to smoke outa the pipe along with another joint, and a lot of smirnoff!!!!! me and steff decided to go and sit at the bus stop to smoke a cigarette and i sing a duet with a homeless dude. we goi back to drink more and watch kung pow. we get home where karri fights with my dad some more and she leaves, meanwhile me and steffany are stoned and drunk and still drinking in the front yard on our steps in the dark, we have just finished our last smirnoff twisted green apple, steffany says we break it in the street, i said we should stick a message in it and throw it in my ex's front yard, so i win out and thats what we do, so we're comming back up the driveway when i think i see my dad comming but it turns out to be some black guy named bear. first thing we know were all sitting in the front yard and he wants to know if we want some whiskey or sum shit like that and he talls me he likes my makeup and he likes steffany and he wants to know if we wanna go back to his place and i realize he has a gun! so im all trippin and steff's laughing and im like lets go inside, lets go inside, so we do and we drink corona and play guitar and pass out. ffwd to sunday afternoon, after walking all the way down sheppherd in the hot hot sun we go to candy liscious and chocolate bar and retro gallery. then we go home where we hit the bong with my dad, thats where i can remember just a fgew things, steffany passing out in my dads car with her mouth wide open and laughing hard core once we get home and eating a box of cereal almost half os a pizza ice cream and chips! logan came over and we laughed at everything on the phone , then steff poured like half a bowl of cereal im her lap, and ate it, and we wrote all over my jeans and her jeans and my wall and we busted out laughing when she spelled buic wrong. i kept sayin that i'd smoked my self retarded.
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