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[A loud crash, as of a door being kicked open, which is exactly what the sound was caused by]
AHAHA! Freedom, sweet delicious freedom! I knew I'd reach you in time! No more fleeing from my embraces, baby, Daddy's coming to make you his bi-
tuh -
Er.
Clearly some particularly crafty demons have stolen the hotel and replaced it with . . . another hotel. Doesn't strike me as very creative, but you can only give abominations from Hell so much credit. I mean, what would I know, I only invented matches.
So, any of you know where I could find Jesus the Pizza Guy? Bids for freedom are hungry work and I'm fucking starved.
AHAHA! Freedom, sweet delicious freedom! I knew I'd reach you in time! No more fleeing from my embraces, baby, Daddy's coming to make you his bi-
tuh -
Er.
Clearly some particularly crafty demons have stolen the hotel and replaced it with . . . another hotel. Doesn't strike me as very creative, but you can only give abominations from Hell so much credit. I mean, what would I know, I only invented matches.
So, any of you know where I could find Jesus the Pizza Guy? Bids for freedom are hungry work and I'm fucking starved.