holy crap man
Long ass time, no write.
So I got this new book. It's called "What Men Want" and it's written by 3 professional men, who reveal the 'man secrets' and what it takes for a woman to get someone (a man) they want. I didn't buy this book because I needed it. I bought it because a few weeks back, i was flipping through this book in Walden's and I happened to open to the page of "Masturbation As Necessity". I went back and bought it today and I read just a few pages, I can SO relate to a bunch of these stories. Read this, I kinda let out a laugh after finished the chapter:
Chapter: "Why Doesn't He Enjoy Romantic Moments As Much As You Do?"
'Picture yourself on a moonlit beach with your lover. You share a bottle of wine, talking and touching softly. The stars are shining brightly and the ocean is glistening from the reflection of the moon and the stars. You hear the rhythmic crash of waves on the shoreline.
Now picture yourself in a dark, candlelit restaurant. You and he are seated at a table for two, oblivious to the world around you. The candles on your table have melted halfway down and the waiter has just poured you the last glass of [champagne]. You are not even speaking, just gazing into each others eyes. He slowly reaches across the table and gently places his hand over yours. You feel as if you are going to melt inside.
These are some of your most intimate moments with your boyfriend. It was probably not difficult for you to paint these pictures in your mind. Imagining them probably made you warm inside and brought a smile to your face. Well these pictures are extremely hard for a man to paint in his mind and they usually don't bring a smile to his face. In fact, they make him cringe (lol!)
I think you should go buy this book.
Got a new job. Buffalo Wild Wings. Come make me smile.
So I got this new book. It's called "What Men Want" and it's written by 3 professional men, who reveal the 'man secrets' and what it takes for a woman to get someone (a man) they want. I didn't buy this book because I needed it. I bought it because a few weeks back, i was flipping through this book in Walden's and I happened to open to the page of "Masturbation As Necessity". I went back and bought it today and I read just a few pages, I can SO relate to a bunch of these stories. Read this, I kinda let out a laugh after finished the chapter:
Chapter: "Why Doesn't He Enjoy Romantic Moments As Much As You Do?"
'Picture yourself on a moonlit beach with your lover. You share a bottle of wine, talking and touching softly. The stars are shining brightly and the ocean is glistening from the reflection of the moon and the stars. You hear the rhythmic crash of waves on the shoreline.
Now picture yourself in a dark, candlelit restaurant. You and he are seated at a table for two, oblivious to the world around you. The candles on your table have melted halfway down and the waiter has just poured you the last glass of [champagne]. You are not even speaking, just gazing into each others eyes. He slowly reaches across the table and gently places his hand over yours. You feel as if you are going to melt inside.
These are some of your most intimate moments with your boyfriend. It was probably not difficult for you to paint these pictures in your mind. Imagining them probably made you warm inside and brought a smile to your face. Well these pictures are extremely hard for a man to paint in his mind and they usually don't bring a smile to his face. In fact, they make him cringe (lol!)
I think you should go buy this book.
Got a new job. Buffalo Wild Wings. Come make me smile.